Other Routes in Rainy Wednesday Tower Rock Climbing
- Orgasm
- Double Overhang
- Orgasm Direct
- Foreplay
- Second Coming
- Resurrection
- Laundry Chute
- New Light Waves
- Cliff's Coitus
- Green Bulge
- Agitator
- Eave of Destruction
- Jungle VIP
- Out of the Woods
- Miss Piggy's Pleasure
- Urve's Folly
- The Outhouse
- Claude Glass
- Cerebration
- The Balcony
- The Mezzanine
- Friendly Banter
- Second Balcony
- Hirsute
- Hare-Brained Scheme
- Resolution
- Birnam Wood
False Alarm Jam
3.0/4
A 100-foot long Trad and Top Rope route rated 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to False Alarm Jam
- Lost Face Overhangs I & II
- The Bone
- Dippy Diagonal
- Jolly Roger
- Lost Face
- Lost Face Finger Crack
- Peter's Project
- Charybdis
- Queen's Throne
- Wiessner Face
- Watermarks
- Lost Temple Corner
- Birch Tree Crack
- Birthday Crack
- Orgasm
- Via Apia
- Curving Crack
- Double Overhang
- Angel's Crack
- The Great Crack
- Berkeley
- Coatimundi Crack
- The Bone Variation
- Agnostic
- Queen's Face
- King's Throne
- Noah Vail
- The Rack
- Bloodshed
- Half Moon
- Pigeon Roof
- Snedegar's Nose
- Full Stop
- PushMi, Pull-Yu
- Tomb of the Unknown
- False Perspective
- Cracking Up
- Foreplay
- North Side
- Vacillation
- Faith, Hope, and Charity
- Mary Jane
- Effie
- The Grotto
- The Bastard Chimney
- The Bishop
- Swillbillies
- American Beauty Crack
- Stuck Knee
- Working on the Railroad
- The Horse
- Ramses II
- The Spine
- The Pike
- Lechery
- Moon Face
- Hypoglycemia
- No Exit
- Mousehole
- Darkest Hour
- Fritz
- Jacob's Ladder
- B-minor Mass
- Three Wishes
- Family Jewels
- Tibia Crack
- Pork Loin variation
- Pork Loin
- Impossible Crack
- Creamy Caesar
- Iceberg
- That's it
- Archway Cookie
- Dippy Diagonal Variation Right (AKA the Dipster)
- Puffs Plus
- Cedar Tree Wall
- Missing Crack
- Cracker Jack
- Lost in the Woods (Unnamed Route 5.7)
- Pitchfork Face
- Deception
- No-Deception
- Ramses I
- Missing Piece
- Annie's Overhang
- The Chopper
- Fun One
- Got You
- Minuet
- No Vacancy
- This is a Six?
- Annie's 8
- Count your fingers
- Lower Diagonal
- Rococo Variations
- Flotsam and Jetsam
- Bill
- Squirrel's Hole
- The Pillar
- Faith, Hope, and Tension
- Sewing Machine
- Verticulture
- Pine Tree Dihedral
- Turret
- Caesarian Tower
- Mitzvah
- Mother Smucker's Jam
- Primak's Surprise
- Throne Room
- A Point of Balance
- Stinger
- Wiessner Chimney
- Dead Tree Crack
- Flying Indian
- Phat
- Sweat Box
- Smoke Shelf
- Barndoor
- St. Peter Says "YES!"
- Birthday Chimney
- Tang Shwang
- Delight
- Bread and Jam
- Budget
- The Pretzel
- Heroes Fright
- Crack 1.3
- Chez's Chimney variation
- Seventh Buttress 1
- Dead Tree Corner
- Tree and a Half Men
- 6.63 Smoots
- Foliage
- New Box
- Rock Garden
- Sunken Pillar
- Cracker Barrel
- Cliff's Coitus
- Balanced Climb
- Box top
- Michael's Project
- Schizophrenia
- Hissing Vulture
- Pine Sap
- Darkness At Noon
- Dirty Little Secret
- Cherry Blossom
- Everleigh Club Crack
- Smoke Hole
- Special K
- Stettner's Overhang
- Varmit
- Bacon Breath
- Jan's Lament
- Puzzlement
- Foil
- The Rattle
- Out of the Closet
- Coronary
- The Layback
- The Wasp
- Finger Fun
- Jam Crack
- Sasquatch
- No Trouble
- Turk's Head
- Fall Is Near
- Chlorosis
- Der Schnozzel
- Mickey Mouse
- Pullman Car
- Second Day Air
- Left Face of TM Overhang
- Unknown 7
- Equinox
- S Darko
- Bill's Beta
- Phooey
- Bowlers Grip
- Just Missed the Fun
- Jerry
- Arm Symphony
- Unknown 6
- The Pawn
- Get Around
- Three Step
- West Siam
- Dove Tail
- Squeeze Play
- Turkey Tail
- Vulture Nest
- Catch Up
- Coffee Break
- Unnamed Crack in recess
- North Country Corner
- Claustrophilia
- Pantry Shelf
- Great Mass in C Minor
- Hard Sell
- Root Cellar
- 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, Ledge!
- Red Pulpit
- Unnamed Short route
- Hole-In-The-Wall
- Three Kings
- Cherry Pit
- Skinny
- Squirrel's Nest
- Squirm
- Jungle Gym East Face
- End of the Line
- Anemic Ladder
- Dances with FIBs
- South Corner
- The Crypt Variation
- Free Mileage
- West Michigan
- Escalation
- Seventh Buttress 6
- Seventh Buttress 5
- Seventh Buttress 4
- Out of the Woods
- Catalepsy
- Northwest Crack/Arete
- Beginner's Delight
- The Fakir
- Red Slab
- Railroad Offwidth (aka Birch Tree Dihedral)
- No Rest For the Wicked
- Microwave Dinner
- Avis
- Flux Capacitor Crack
- The Ungotten
- Special Delivery
- No Holds Barred
- Peanut Butter
- Colostomy
- Kenosis
- Minnie Mum Variation
- Earnings Summary
- Unknown 5
- Wobbly Block
- Two Overhangs
- Whitney's Crack
- Bootlegger
- Upper Left Crack
- Skillet Dinner
- Hallucination
- Walpurgisnacht
- Bloody Shin
- Butterfly McQueen
- Sleestak
- Disinclination
- Blue Slab
- Wolf Dog
- Elephant Crack
- Archeopteryx
- The Trunk
- Crusty Corner
- Rusty Crack
- Axeman
- Cracked Diamond
- Ho-Chunk
- The McCord
- Tomahawk Crack
- The Pillow
- Thin Fingers
- Surehand, Surehand
- To the Hilt
- Greatness
- Moon Rock
- May Fly
- Surely Temple
- Pitchfork Chimney
- Waltzing Mary
- The Clamshell
- Hiker Envy
- Heavenly Mist
- Poison Ivy
- Body Snatcher Variation
- Unnamed 5.7
- Modern Life is Rubbish
- Illusion Chimney
- Peal Off
- The Ramp (a.k.a. "The Slab")
- High Draft
- Ramsay's Ride
- Cat Walk
- A Cheval
- Cat Fight
- Chez's Chimney
- Overlooked
- Sleazy Times
- Heinz 67 Cracks
- Elimination
- Gyno Cracks
- Alexander's band
- Tree Tower
- Boogie Board
- Monolith Chimney
- Roy G. Biv Crack
- Fois Gros
- Blue Nose
- Big Toe Right
- Hong Kong
- Barefoot Bomber
- Thick as a Brick
- Deep inside corner
- The Uncrackola
- Broken Face
- Left Hanging
- Kranz
- Above Board
- Don't Call Me Shirley
- Furious Funnel
- Joseph
- Jam Crack
- Solar Eclipse
- Jamboree
- Paul1
- 20 Second Crack
- Life of Jam
- Vulture Terrace
- Happy Trails
- Arm Overture
- Insect Parts
- Seventh Buttress 3
- The Outhouse
- Urve's Folly
- The Blade
- Dear Ann
- Ledge Jam Crack
- Fallen Birch
- Oofdah Right
- Obduracy
- Green Slab
- The Corner
- Greatness Chimney
- Disappearing Ledge
- Waterfall Crack
- Lumby Ridge (pitch 3)
- Big Jim
- Moderation
- Loco Head
- Chester's Chimney
- North Chimney
- Flying Delorean
- The Left Twin
- Horse with No Name
- Poor Propects
- King's Corner
- Overlooked Corner
- Crack a Beer
- Son of a Bush
- Scavenger of Human Sorrow
- Curved Wall
- Northeast Ridge
- Minnie Mouse
- Flaky Tower
- Innocence
- No Flakes
- Rent-a-Wreck
- Unknown
- Cookie Cutter
- Clout Buster
- Unnamed 5.7
- Dirty Flick
- Unnamed 5.8
- Must Aard
- Land's End
- Chockstone Chimney
- Handle With Care
- Friendly Banter
- Better When Dry
- Right of the Eye
- Half Crack
- The Niche
- Broken Foot
- Monochrome
- Ramsay's Ramp
- Chimney's End
- Ladybug Layback
- Easy Overhang
- Hitch Hike
- The Mongo Mantle
- Stettner 7
- The Mezzanine
- Spur
- Pussy Galore's Flying Circus
- Horticulture
- Pinko
- The Beginning
- Charlie Brown
- Moby Dick
- Basket
- Pay Off
- Amusing Bruce
- Corner Crack Face
- The Right Twin
- Decadence
- Cerebration
- Seventh Buttress 2
- Spiderfighter
- Paul's Variation
- Unknown
- Jolly Gendarme
- Hare-Brained Scheme
- Sofa-Isticated-Lady
- Second Balcony
- Two Flakes
- Left Turkey Foot
- Whamus
- Invitation
- Indecision
- F4 Ledges
- Gravel Pit
- Paul
- Smoooth Bush
- Nine-Minus
- 5.7 Right of Two Cracks
- Inside Corner left of Transcendental
- Death and Transfiguration
- Ship's Prow
- The Dark Corner
- Cemetery Wall
- Treachery
- Knobby Pillar
- Pantry Cracks
- Double Jeopardy
- Jack of Spades
- Dyspepsia
- October First
- Right Turkey Foot
- Girls Named Sue