Other Routes in Rainy Wednesday Tower Rock Climbing
- Orgasm
- Double Overhang
- Orgasm Direct
- Foreplay
- Second Coming
- Resurrection
- Laundry Chute
- New Light Waves
- Cliff's Coitus
- Green Bulge
- Agitator
- Eave of Destruction
- Jungle VIP
- Out of the Woods
- Miss Piggy's Pleasure
- Urve's Folly
- The Outhouse
- Claude Glass
- Cerebration
- The Balcony
- The Mezzanine
- Friendly Banter
- Second Balcony
- Hirsute
- Hare-Brained Scheme
- Resolution
- Birnam Wood
False Alarm Jam
3.0/4
A 100-foot long Trad and Top Rope route rated 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to False Alarm Jam
- The Bone
- Lost Face Overhangs I & II
- Jolly Roger
- Lost Face
- Dippy Diagonal
- Lost Face Finger Crack
- Peter's Project
- Wiessner Face
- Queen's Throne
- Charybdis
- Watermarks
- Lost Temple Corner
- Birch Tree Crack
- Birthday Crack
- Angel's Crack
- Via Apia
- Curving Crack
- Orgasm
- The Great Crack
- Double Overhang
- Berkeley
- Coatimundi Crack
- Agnostic
- Queen's Face
- The Bone Variation
- King's Throne
- Noah Vail
- Snedegar's Nose
- The Rack
- Half Moon
- Pigeon Roof
- Bloodshed
- Full Stop
- The Grotto
- The Bastard Chimney
- North Side
- Faith, Hope, and Charity
- American Beauty Crack
- Tomb of the Unknown
- Vacillation
- Swillbillies
- PushMi, Pull-Yu
- Stuck Knee
- Mary Jane
- False Perspective
- Cracking Up
- Foreplay
- Effie
- The Bishop
- Impossible Crack
- The Horse
- Pork Loin variation
- Family Jewels
- Moon Face
- The Pike
- Fritz
- B-minor Mass
- Ramses II
- The Spine
- Hypoglycemia
- Working on the Railroad
- Darkest Hour
- Pork Loin
- Mousehole
- No Exit
- Jacob's Ladder
- Tibia Crack
- Three Wishes
- Lechery
- The Chopper
- Sweat Box
- Flotsam and Jetsam
- Phat
- Bill
- Rococo Variations
- Caesarian Tower
- Squirrel's Hole
- The Pillar
- Pine Tree Dihedral
- Turret
- Sewing Machine
- Primak's Surprise
- Verticulture
- Flying Indian
- That's it
- Dead Tree Crack
- Lost in the Woods (Unnamed Route 5.7)
- Cracker Jack
- Fun One
- Mitzvah
- Missing Crack
- Got You
- Creamy Caesar
- Mother Smucker's Jam
- Cedar Tree Wall
- Puffs Plus
- Dippy Diagonal Variation Right (AKA the Dipster)
- Archway Cookie
- Annie's 8
- Count your fingers
- Minuet
- Faith, Hope, and Tension
- Wiessner Chimney
- Pitchfork Face
- Deception
- No-Deception
- Ramses I
- Stinger
- Missing Piece
- Annie's Overhang
- No Vacancy
- Iceberg
- A Point of Balance
- Throne Room
- Lower Diagonal
- This is a Six?
- Barndoor
- Smoke Shelf
- Left Face of TM Overhang
- Tree and a Half Men
- Foil
- The Layback
- Everleigh Club Crack
- Stettner's Overhang
- Birthday Chimney
- Hissing Vulture
- New Box
- Finger Fun
- Jam Crack
- Budget
- Tang Shwang
- Cracker Barrel
- Pine Sap
- Coronary
- Puzzlement
- Sasquatch
- Darkness At Noon
- Varmit
- The Rattle
- Cherry Blossom
- 6.63 Smoots
- Smoke Hole
- Crack 1.3
- Box top
- Chez's Chimney variation
- Foliage
- Heroes Fright
- Rock Garden
- The Pretzel
- Bread and Jam
- The Wasp
- Balanced Climb
- Dead Tree Corner
- Der Schnozzel
- Sunken Pillar
- Jan's Lament
- Second Day Air
- Special K
- Mickey Mouse
- St. Peter Says "YES!"
- Delight
- Cliff's Coitus
- No Trouble
- Bacon Breath
- Pullman Car
- Michael's Project
- Chlorosis
- Fall Is Near
- Seventh Buttress 1
- Dirty Little Secret
- Out of the Closet
- Schizophrenia
- Turk's Head
- Unknown 7
- Equinox
- S Darko
- Bill's Beta
- Phooey
- Just Missed the Fun
- Jerry
- Arm Symphony
- The Pawn
- Get Around
- Three Step
- West Siam
- Dove Tail
- Claustrophilia
- Anemic Ladder
- Escalation
- Out of the Woods
- Catalepsy
- Northwest Crack/Arete
- Beginner's Delight
- The Fakir
- Flux Capacitor Crack
- Special Delivery
- Peanut Butter
- Squeeze Play
- Turkey Tail
- Vulture Nest
- Catch Up
- Squirm
- Surely Temple
- Pitchfork Chimney
- Poison Ivy
- Body Snatcher Variation
- Hallucination
- Walpurgisnacht
- Bloody Shin
- Butterfly McQueen
- Sleestak
- Disinclination
- Great Mass in C Minor
- 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, Ledge!
- Red Pulpit
- Unnamed Short route
- Hole-In-The-Wall
- Cherry Pit
- Skinny
- Squirrel's Nest
- Railroad Offwidth (aka Birch Tree Dihedral)
- Pantry Shelf
- Root Cellar
- South Corner
- Wobbly Block
- Colostomy
- Minnie Mum Variation
- Two Overhangs
- Whitney's Crack
- Upper Left Crack
- Surehand, Surehand
- To the Hilt
- The Ungotten
- Avis
- Free Mileage
- Archeopteryx
- Blue Slab
- Earnings Summary
- Kenosis
- Microwave Dinner
- No Rest For the Wicked
- Red Slab
- Seventh Buttress 4
- Seventh Buttress 5
- Seventh Buttress 6
- West Michigan
- The Crypt Variation
- Dances with FIBs
- End of the Line
- Jungle Gym East Face
- Three Kings
- Hard Sell
- Unnamed Crack in recess
- Illusion Chimney
- Modern Life is Rubbish
- Unnamed 5.7
- Hiker Envy
- Greatness
- Moon Rock
- May Fly
- Waltzing Mary
- The Clamshell
- Heavenly Mist
- Bowlers Grip
- Wolf Dog
- Elephant Crack
- The Trunk
- Crusty Corner
- Rusty Crack
- Axeman
- Cracked Diamond
- Ho-Chunk
- The McCord
- Tomahawk Crack
- The Pillow
- Thin Fingers
- Coffee Break
- North Country Corner
- Skillet Dinner
- Bootlegger
- No Holds Barred
- Unknown 5
- Unknown 6
- The Ramp (a.k.a. "The Slab")
- Loco Head
- Lumby Ridge (pitch 3)
- Waterfall Crack
- Big Jim
- Disappearing Ledge
- Insect Parts
- Kranz
- High Draft
- Paul1
- Ramsay's Ride
- A Cheval
- Jam Crack
- Solar Eclipse
- Boogie Board
- Green Slab
- Ledge Jam Crack
- Oofdah Right
- Obduracy
- Vulture Terrace
- Happy Trails
- Rent-a-Wreck
- Must Aard
- Seventh Buttress 3
- Alexander's band
- Hong Kong
- Moderation
- Monolith Chimney
- Cat Fight
- Sleazy Times
- Cat Walk
- Roy G. Biv Crack
- Chez's Chimney
- Deep inside corner
- Overlooked Corner
- Broken Face
- Heinz 67 Cracks
- Blue Nose
- Horse with No Name
- Cookie Cutter
- Arm Overture
- Dirty Flick
- Poor Propects
- Barefoot Bomber
- Son of a Bush
- Peal Off
- Unknown
- Above Board
- Big Toe Right
- Jamboree
- Fois Gros
- Left Hanging
- Thick as a Brick
- The Left Twin
- Scavenger of Human Sorrow
- Flying Delorean
- Chester's Chimney
- Life of Jam
- The Uncrackola
- Overlooked
- Clout Buster
- Dear Ann
- The Blade
- Fallen Birch
- Don't Call Me Shirley
- Furious Funnel
- Unnamed 5.7
- Unnamed 5.8
- Elimination
- Greatness Chimney
- Joseph
- North Chimney
- Innocence
- Gyno Cracks
- The Corner
- Crack a Beer
- King's Corner
- Northeast Ridge
- Flaky Tower
- No Flakes
- Urve's Folly
- Tree Tower
- 20 Second Crack
- Minnie Mouse
- The Outhouse
- Curved Wall
- Land's End
- Right of the Eye
- Spur
- Chockstone Chimney
- Pussy Galore's Flying Circus
- Seventh Buttress 2
- Pay Off
- Corner Crack Face
- Moby Dick
- Broken Foot
- The Right Twin
- Half Crack
- Handle With Care
- Decadence
- Basket
- The Niche
- Amusing Bruce
- The Mezzanine
- Hitch Hike
- Stettner 7
- Spiderfighter
- Friendly Banter
- Ramsay's Ramp
- Monochrome
- Better When Dry
- Cerebration
- Chimney's End
- Pinko
- The Beginning
- Easy Overhang
- The Mongo Mantle
- Horticulture
- Ladybug Layback
- Charlie Brown
- F4 Ledges
- 5.7 Right of Two Cracks
- Second Balcony
- The Dark Corner
- Hare-Brained Scheme
- Sofa-Isticated-Lady
- Knobby Pillar
- Paul's Variation
- Treachery
- Jolly Gendarme
- Paul
- Unknown
- Ship's Prow
- Indecision
- Cemetery Wall
- Left Turkey Foot
- Two Flakes
- Nine-Minus
- Smoooth Bush
- Inside Corner left of Transcendental
- Gravel Pit
- Invitation
- Whamus
- Death and Transfiguration
- Dyspepsia
- Jack of Spades
- Double Jeopardy
- Pantry Cracks
- October First
- Right Turkey Foot
- Girls Named Sue