Other Routes in The Wall of Absurdities Rock Climbing
A Trad route rated 5.2 II 8 D 2c (R)


Probably slab features

Almost certainly no chimney features

Almost certainly no overhang features

Definitely crack features
Routes similar to What Does the Inside of Your Nose Smell Like?
- The Eye
- Route 66
- The Bong
- The Chief
- Upper Right Ski Track
- Wall of 10,000 Holds
- Pussy in Boots
- Proud New Flags
- Patagucci
- For Sure
- Superman Can
- Flake Route
- Once in a Blue Moon
- Blue Bayou
- Swishbah Variations
- Dixie Chicken
- Hoopharkz
- Phineas' Pinnacle
- The Christmas Present
- Mr. Rogers
- Watt Me Worry?
- The Beatles
- Fun for the Whole Family
- Fright Night
- False Lieback
- Card Chimney
- Bozo Buttress
- The Downclimb
- Mountaineers Route
- Easy Buttress-Left
- Yosemite Falls
- After-shroom Delight
- Dutch Doll Gutter
- The Oven Mitt
- 39 Steps
- Moor or Less
- Previously Unreported Route
- Eat the Meat
- Cook the Dinner
- What Just Happened
- Carry the Water
- Vag Marching
- Probably Been Climbed Before
- Outhouse Flake
- Fat Splat
- The Grain Mutiny
- Tang
- Dr. Mortimer, I Presume?
- First Little Pig
- Spire Route
- False Pahrump
- Felch
- Yellow Peril
- Easy Day
- Dark Tannin
- The Sound of One Hoof Knocking
- Ancient Ones
- Woman with a Parasol
- Ted the Generic Guy
- Silky Stones
- Mongoose
- Perfect Tense
- Desiderious' Delight
- Easy Buttress-Right
- Slippery Arete
- Self-Driving Car
- Montague Jetson
- Ricochet
- Don't Tread on Me
- Vote Early
- Kelvin and Hobbes
- Circus
- Solar Panel
- Pokie's Big Chance
- Petty Theft Artichoke
- Al's Route
- Done with Debbie
- Watering Hole
- Solo-Angle Dihedral
- Pine-Sol
- Indian Creek Crack
- Raker Mobile
- Practice Crack #3
- Mr. X
- Chicks
- Dipped Cone
- Buddy Hackett
- Wardrobist Slammed
- The Echo Chamber
- Twist of Fate
- Knot Agrain
- Big Dipper
- Hunk Pinnacle
- Waiting for Alan
- DTs
- Using Your Nose
- Easy Day Crack
- Cell Break
- The Grench
- Yosemite Sam
- Honeybucket
- San Rio Crack
- Scamp
- Edom vs Moab
- Twin Tank Crack
- Wandering Tortoise
- Funky Gunkies
- Skinny Legs And All
- Double Crack
- Up & Over
- Barely Crankin'
- Zukertort
- Half and Half
- The Flop
- Saltimbanco
- Dust Bin Hoffman
- Practice Crack #2
- Nectar
- Beezy
- Sepulcher Explorers
- Roadside Rib
- California Burrito
- Shardik
- Kodiak
- The Mummy's Curse
- Zelda
- [Redacted]
- Between the Sports
- Beatle Baily
- Northwest Chimney
- The Sound of Grains Snapping
- Windy City
- Alley Cat
- False Hem
- Bearly Worth It
- Ursa Minor
- The Key Hole
- Muff Divers
- Pahrump
- Sandal Crack
- Reggie Zigzags
- Beginner's Three
- Fistful of Bush
- False Smooth as Silk
- Stake Your Claim
- Eyesore
- More My Speed
- The Brown Cave
- Excuses
- Five Tree
- Tabby Tree
- Twin Bolts
- Chernobyl Crack
- Staircase Crack
- Minion
- Pet Sounds
- Muffin Top
- Paint and Body
- Custer Was Here
- Not Worth Your While
- Sleepy
- Lord Jim
- Sip, Don't Guzzle
- Men with Cow's Heads
- Protocol
- Nutcracker
- Flakes of Doom
- Wacko Wall
- Dilmom
- Riddle of the Sphinx
- Maid in the Shade
- Not Worth Your Pile
- Heffalump
- Practice Range
- Bisk
- Blistering
- Hodgepodge
- Grand Slam
- Adam's Happy Acres
- Knaug and Hyde
- Three Swidgeteers
- Filch
- Mastering Five-Two
- Eyestrain
- Fissure of Men
- Beginner's One
- Blue Collar
- Junction Chimney
- Hollywood Boulevard
- Hairline
- Diabetics
- Fun in the Sun
- C*nt Crack
- Kendall Mint Cake
- Carolyn's Rump
- Northwest Chimney
- Mr. Kromm's Last Hurrah
- Dwarf Among Midgets
- Unnamed Chimney
- False False Smooth as Silk
- Short Crack
- Brimstone Stairway
- Unknown Face-ish Route
- Crack 69
- Roadside Ramp
- Deadheads
- Salathe Free
- Jail Break
- Jaime's Crack
- Jug-Yur-Not
- Lizard Taylor
- Pet Project
- Walkway
- Fryer Flyers
- Half Crack
- B-1
- Business Trip
- Boost for the Beginner
- Jump Back Loretta
- Robaxol
- Donna T's Route
- Toe Jam Express
- Holden Hands
- A Walk on the Beach
- Moo Danube
- Westward Ho!
- Person Sitting in Darkness
- Toy Story
- Cellbound
- The Trough
- Manzanita
- Beginner's Two
- Look Mom, No Sweat
- So Another 5.3
- Hillside Strangler
- Button Soup
- Chimney Sweep
- Off to See the Lizard (aka Komodo Dragon)
- Borneo
- Eschar
- Finally
- One Point Crack
- Decent Buckets
- Myrmecocystus Ewarti
- Lizard Breath Arden (aka Lizard Robbins)
- Hedgehog
- Helix
- Chute Up
- Be Wary
- Mad Race
- Scaramouch
- Felix
- Route 1326
- Holds to Hollywood
- Descent Crack
- Tubers in Space
- Belly Scraper
- Ambulance Driver
- Two Point Crack
- Simpatico
- B-3
- B-2
- Squat Rockets
- The Trough
- How Loose Is Your Goose