Other Routes in South Astro Dome - East Face Rock Climbing
A 130-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Probably slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Probably no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Rubicon
- Bird of Fire
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Tax Man
- Heart and Sole
- Exorcist
- Perfect Fingers
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Firewater Chimney
- Space Mountain
- Poodles are People Too
- Field and Stream
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Anacram
- Prepackaged
- Loose Lady
- Too Secret to Find
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Icon
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- The Rattler
- No Self Confidence
- Quantum Jump
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Spiderman
- Tossed Green
- Apparition
- Bearded Cabbage
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Piggle Pugg
- Diamond Dogs
- Kamikaze Crack
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Fisticuffs
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Party in the Desert
- Right V Crack
- Crack 6
- Dyno in the Dark
- Chalk Up Another One
- Invisible Touch
- Conniption
- Blues Brothers
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Watanobe Wall
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Left Mel Crack
- Balance Due
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Modern Warfare
- Jerry Brown
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Forbidden Paradise
- Papa Woolsey
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Around the World
- Left Banana Crack
- Red Sonja
- Tax Evasion
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Test Pilot
- Astropoodle
- No Calculators Allowed
- Squeeze Play
- Leap Erickson
- Bluewind
- Ladyfingers
- Leave it to Crusher
- Shovling-Cole
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Flare Play
- Boulder Dice
- Amanda
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Martin Quits
- Kaweah Way
- The Falcon
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Witch Hunt
- Uppercut
- Scare Way
- Heat-Moon
- The Hoosegow
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Shady Grove
- Playing Hooky
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Aftermath
- Private Eye
- Jungle Cruise
- Let It Be
- Untamed World
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Blood and Cuts
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Right Mel Crack
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Fire or Retire
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- The Snatch
- Chemical Warfare
- Humerous
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Mighty Mouse
- Friendly Hands
- Summer School
- The Fifth Dimension
- Poodle Boy
- Monster Hole
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- The Viper
- Energy Crisis
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Blow
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Orc Sighs
- Aero Space
- Hole in the Wall
- Crack Addiction
- Wind Burn
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Laeger Domain
- Zondo's Perks
- Touchy Feely
- Tom Plumb
- Bad Lizards
- C.S. Special
- Offshoot
- Magnetic Woose
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Six Finger Fist
- Effigy Too
- Unknown 2
- Hiss the Mark
- Broken Glass
- Brutalicious
- Unknown
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Sore Loserman
- My Three Sungs
- Formic Acidhead
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- The Ming Dallas
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Water Chute
- Bung Hole
- Studebaker Hawk
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Spiritworld
- Raving Skinhead
- Mother Lode
- Broken China
- The Teabag
- Tinker Toys
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Spud Overhang
- Right Route
- unknown
- Rhythm & Blues
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Rat Boy
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- The Posse
- I Smell a Rat
- Moubit
- [Redacted]
- Pell Mel
- The Power of Now
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Man from Uncle
- Under A Raging Moon
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Granulator, The
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Marcos
- Phil E. Pino
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- The Right Stuff
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Fage
- Unknown
- Mustang Ranch
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- Child Proof
- Winnin' Time
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- Herman
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Mad Cow Disease
- Run from Your Wife
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Asia Carrera
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Student Body
- Cactus Cooler
- Treadmark Left
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- The Last Resort
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Toxic Avenger
- Woody's Variation
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Dora The Explorer
- Falling Rock
- More Funky Than Junky
- Double Duty
- Fire Glove, The
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- Buttered Chicken
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- Make or Break Flake
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Blitzo Crack
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- Moan, eh?
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Rick Rockwell
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Don't Think Just Jump
- When You're Not A Jet
- Meteorite Crack
- Little Fireman
- Out on a Limb
- Pocket Veto
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- Misha's Madness
- Smear Tactics
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Trix
- Elixir
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Cruelty To Animals
- Flaring Rhoid
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flared Bear
- Couldn't Wait
- Drop on By
- Drop Out
- Horney Goat Weed
- The Melon Cracker
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Tumor Circus
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Pinched Rib
- Dandelion
- Frostline
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Handygland
- Gesslerburg
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Cosmosis
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Corner N' Crack
- Bean Oil
- Power Back
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- School Daze
- Matt Gay
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Slap and Tickle
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Point of No Return
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- Nightline
- Female Mud Massacre
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Pile In The Sky
- Celine
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Crash Course
- Roofing Company
- Black Ice
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Beak Crack
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- The Still
- Queen Crimson
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Foundation Crack
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- The Beating Heart
- I Had a Dream
- Whispers
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Too Thin For Poodles
- The Castrum
- Mortarfied
- Vermicious Knids
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Krystal Ball
- Halloweenis
- Rhoid Warrior
- El Rey
- Two Stage
- Orgasmatron, The
- Step 'n Out
- Exiled
- Beef and Bean
- Farewell Ambassador
- Farting Horse
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Cut Thin to Win
- The Lumberjack
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Feeding Frenzy
- Death of a Decade
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Ground Ron
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Desperado
- The Podium of Indecision
- Overheard
- Where Sheep Shit
- Sole Food
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- Love Goat, The
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- 3 Ring Circus
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Ash Gordon
- Don's Crack
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Insolvent
- The Golden One
- Solstice
- Minor Detour
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Team Scumbag
- The Da Vinci Code
- Sacred Cow
- Village Green
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Roark
- Unknown
- Right Beetle Crack
- Hawkward
- Cowabunga
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Question, The
- Open Container
- Tooth Beaver
- Rei Momo
- The Hourglass
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Bike Across America
- Feeling Groovy
- Wren's Nest
- Left Beetle Crack
- Tails of Poodles
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Thomas Crapper
- Roam
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Jack Grit
- Repeat After Me
- Fresno
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Schlock Therapy
- Sen Blen
- Hurly Burly
- Stimpy
- Ulnar Nerve
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Disobedience School
- Pope's Hat
- Molar Crack
- Clean Crack
- Chihuahua
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Stone Hinge
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Wide World Of Sports
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- The Beltsander
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- The Bluff
- First Eleven
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- The Baconator
- Bumpus Hell
- Slim Pickings
- Nitwit
- Berserk
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- At Last
- Atari
- Axe of Dog
- Muffin Bandits
- Cactus Pricks
- Tidbit
- Wannabe Route
- The Man on the Tor
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Death On The Nile
- The Arraignment
- Undercover
- Barnie Rubble
- 1B1RP
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- R.D. Memorial
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- The Opportunist
- Fall from Grace
- Ape Man Hop
- Tres Fun
- Preying Mantles
- Overlooked
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- The Bilderberg Conference
- End Of The Line
- One For The Road
- Through the Looking Glass
- Barn Door, Right
- Return of the Blob
- Satchmo, The
- Swagger
- What's Hannen
- What's Left
- The Three Amigos
- Oral Sturgeon
- Pain is an Emotion
- B-Movie
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Quaking Oats
- Frank's Wild Years
- Not A Hogan
- Baby Tool
- Let It All Hang Out
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- The Screaming Poodle
- Major Creative Effort
- Cuban Sandwich
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Blow the Scro
- Caramel Crunch
- Pop Rocks
- I'm a local
- Winterlude
- Making Wind
- Crimpergirl
- Hog Trough
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Burst the Bubble
- Lips Like Sugar
- Nuclear Waste
- Muffin Head
- Nonprofit Crack
- Blood on the Tracks
- Hesitation Blues
- Let's Get Physical
- No Guts, No Glory
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- Square Headache
- Power to the People
- Like it or Lump it
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Bucket Bronco
- La Bella Katchina
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Against the Grain
- 42N8 One
- Colocado Crack
- Ben
- Scattered Remains
- 211
- Wounded Knee
- Killer Bees
- Unsent
- The Gay Germans
- The Cracken
- Just Drive, She Said
- Hurricane
- Vote Often
- New Day Yesterday
- Delusions
- Tube Steak
- A Bridge Too Far
- Rock Wren
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Wired
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Wrap That Rascal
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Listening Wind
- Wetmore
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Regular Route, The
- The Goldigger
- Broken Wing
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Solar Oven
- Desperado
- Fur
- Magnetic North
- High Plains Drifter
- Todd Couple, The
- Beaver Tail
- Nuclear Waste
- Prickly Pare
- Col. Flagg
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Gordo Started It
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Nolina Crack
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Unfriendly Hands
- Three Burner Stove
- Thumbs Up
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- War Crimes
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Garden Path
- Marital Sin
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Garden Angel
- The Song Remains the Same
- Mouthful of Gank
- Goolabunga
- Mushroom Crack
- Walker Spur
- Ooby Dooby
- Hunky Dory
- Daze of Who
- No Place for a Puritan
- Wait Until Dark
- Decepticon
- 80 Proof Roof
- Hands Away
- Fuzz Bumper
- Leachy Nuts
- Frontal Logranity
- Jughead
- Sparky
- A-Jill-Ity
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- Control
- Barbara Bush
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Cherry Bomb
- Legolas
- Dirty Dancing
- Puss Boy
- The Key Crack
- Cosmic Debris
- Hot Tub of Death
- Blue Nubian
- Morongo Child
- Not for Loan
- Foreign Legion
- Czech Crack
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Waltz for Debby
- The Shark Fin
- Turtle Days
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- Cactus Dog
- Power Shopping
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Blackheart
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Bloody Tax Break
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Riff Raff Roof
- Ceremony
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Jim Cruise
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Over & Out
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Standard Poodle Route
- Oddjob
- War Games
- Harry Rag
- Copulator
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Labyrinth
- Red Crack, The
- Bunking Bronkos
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Power Drop
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- The Accidental Purist
- Route 1202
- Phineas P. Phart
- Big Gulp
- The Orc
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Dodo's Delight
- Slam Dance
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Spider in the Drain
- Meth Mart
- Gypsy
- Calling All Swidgets
- Librarian Lust
- Cuatro Manos
- Peace Pipe
- Scrambled Legs
- Unknown
- The Gettysburger
- Nittany Lion
- Blizzard
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- Awesome Betty
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Don Genaro Crack
- The Maw
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Psychocandy
- Slanta Claus Center
- Coming Up Short
- Gash, The
- Grandpa Gander
- Handsaw
- Half A Route
- Military Industrial Complex
- Blinded Me With Science
- Cunning Route
- Jarhead Central
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Carnage
- Visual Nightmare
- Paper or Plastic?
- In The Pit
- Holden On
- That
- Stress Puppet
- Bloody Knuckles
- Doin' Life
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Take a Seat
- Fists of Fury
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Mystic Teflon
- Gunks West
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Start Trundling
- Underdog
- Ice Climbing
- Distant Episode
- On the Nob
- Modern Jazz
- Moose Baby
- Squid Of My Desire
- C Sharp Roof
- Just Stop It
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Genuine Cowhide
- The Bruiser
- Mrs. Magoo
- Perennial Favorite
- Short Stop
- Not Forgotten
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Tumbling Dice
- All Redheads Smell
- Billy Barty Crack
- Catch A Falling Car
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Pinyon Crack
- Napkin of Shame
- Barn Dance
- Pete's Handful
- Born in a Barn
- Sound Asleep
- Little Lieback
- Dimpled Chad
- Love and Rockets
- Hot Knife
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Mud Dog
- Trident
- Deviate
- Groove Avoidance System
- The Donkey
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Blue Monday
- Possessed by Elvis
- Nestle's Crunch
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- We Never Get the Girls
- Raven's Reach
- The Mad Men
- Absolute Zero
- Left Lizard Crack
- Biscuit Eater
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Hour of Power
- Too Loose to Trek
- Fortune Cookie
- Fully Fledged
- Holy Cross
- Tales of Powder
- The Block
- Cornerstone, The
- Fantasy of Light
- El Smear or Land
- Bittersweet
- M & M's Peanut
- Gait of Power
- Laura Scudders
- Cherry Blossom