Other Routes in Frontier Spires Rock Climbing
The Schlong
2.3/4
A 80-foot long Trad route rated 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Almost certainly no crack features
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