Other Routes in Theoretical Boulder Rock Climbing
A 50-foot long Trad route rated 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Probably slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Almost certainly crack features
Routes similar to Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Coarse and Buggy
- Rubicon
- EBGB's
- Clean and Jerk
- Imaginary Voyage
- O'Kelley's Crack
- Heart of Darkness
- White Rain
- Mojave Queen
- Field and Stream
- Black President
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Anacram
- Left Ski Track
- Icon
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Quantum Jump
- The Rattler
- Such a Line
- Bearded Cabbage
- No Self Confidence
- Jumping Jack Crack
- Piggle Pugg
- Crack Queen
- Natural Selection
- Crime of the Century
- The Bendix Claws
- Winds of Whoopee
- Kamikaze Crack
- Boortemus
- Raked over the Coles
- Pearl Drops
- Hobbit Roof
- Made In The USA
- Right Banana Crack
- The S Cracker
- Heaven Can Wait
- Grit Roof
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Balance Due
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- No Self Respect
- Morning Thunder
- Jamaican Bobsled
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Flare Play
- Power Failure
- Semi Tough
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Martin Quits
- Wedlock
- Turning Tricks
- The Shiv
- Count Dracula
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Life in the Fast Lane
- Astropoodle
- Kaweah Way
- Fire or Retire
- Mother Board Breakdown
- The Hoosegow
- 29 Bombs
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- More Frozen Food
- Invisible Touch
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Sexy Sadye
- Rites of Passage
- Gumshoe
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Blind Ambition
- California Crack
- Out of the Blue
- Live and Let Die
- Venus Which is Green (aka Disposition Crevice)
- Girdle Crossing
- Uppercut
- Right Mel Crack
- Belly Dancer
- Fracture Dynamics
- Lemon Slicer
- Sitting Bull
- Seitch Tactics
- Slimmer Pickins
- Young Frankenstein
- The Fifth Dimension
- Piranha
- Pickle Me
- Hole in the Wall
- Presence of Grace
- What's It To You
- Devil's Advocate
- Execution Time
- Frosted Flakes
- Fear of Dogs
- Right Route
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Circle of Benevolence
- Washoe Crack
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- How 'bout It?
- Fly Away
- Crossroads
- Alchemy
- The Wolf Man
- Raving Skinhead
- Spiritworld
- No Mistake or Big Pancake
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Banana Peel
- Breath of Death
- Orc Sighs
- Crack (route 2911)
- Stitch in Time
- Fresnel Zone
- Collossus of Rhoids
- Top of the Pops
- Studebaker Hawk
- Papaya Crack
- Cat's Claws
- The Viper
- A First Time For Everything
- Trembling Toto's
- Compromised
- Coyote Eggs
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Svapada
- Cleared For Takeoff
- Gordoba
- Weekend Warrior
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Chute To Kill
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Lost Boys
- Stoned Iguana
- Nebraskan Rump Rangers
- The Leg Lifter
- Crazy Climber
- Symbolic Of Life
- Lean on Me
- Lemon Lime
- Acrobat's Overhang
- Nuptual Sac
- Venous Vernish
- Hot Buttered Elves
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Morticia
- Ruby Slippers
- Otis
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Digital Watch
- High Anxiety
- Shibumi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Chinese Kayak
- Meteorite Crack
- Mule Days
- Point of No Return
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Celine
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Pile In The Sky
- Smear Tactics
- Break Dancing
- Squatter's Right
- Six Shooter
- Hands Up
- Lee's Health Studio (aka The Dehab Clinic)
- Ship of Fools
- Zygote
- Gaston's Groove
- Prejudicial Viewpoint
- Archer (aka Friable Tuck)
- Granulator, The
- Rangers in Space
- King Pin
- Small Animal Sanctuary
- Irie Heights
- Black Lassie
- Diamonds are Forever
- Super Flapper
- RCA
- Nightline
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Riding the Cotton Pony
- Beadwagon
- Upper Mojave
- Polytechnics
- Tin God
- Mustang Ranch
- High Interest
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Birthday Crew Arete
- Swain-Buckey
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Falkor's Crack
- Naked Reagan
- The Schlong
- Jack in the Crack
- Yabo Phone Home
- Acid Rock
- Child Proof
- Sinner's Swing
- Adult Books
- Popeye
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Silent but Deadly
- Ginger's Crack
- Fractured Fissure
- Exiled in Sweden
- Detachable Penis
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- Granite Dance
- Bourbon on Ice
- Pictures of Home
- Udi
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Finley's Crack
- Horn Dog
- Palm Pilot
- No Perch is Necessary
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- The Popemobile
- Claim Jumper
- Bush Blows Chips
- Amphetamine Reptile
- The Still
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Buffalo Gun
- White Noise
- My President Is Addicted To War
- Dino Damage
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Ipecac
- No Guts, No Glory
- Character Flaw
- Fraud Squad
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Bouncing Rock
- Bronto's or Us, The
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Charlotte's Web
- Scattered Remains
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- The Goldigger
- Prickly Pare
- Ground Ron
- Atari
- Gordon-Bartlett
- Little Moe
- Primal Scream
- Fall from Grace
- Minute Man
- Elbow Room
- Hang and Swing
- 211
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- Need to Have a Word With Myself
- Tits on the Bull
- Solstice
- Delusions
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Birdland
- Wide World Of Sports
- Farting Horse
- Comic Relief
- Pussy Galore
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Cowabunga
- Hyperventilation
- Free Electric
- The Beltsander
- Cut Thin to Win
- Casino Royale
- Blues Traveler
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- Schlock Therapy
- Munchkinland
- Waltzing Wern
- Christmas Tree Arete
- The Foot Massage
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Route Beer
- Uncle Fester
- Rhoid Warrior
- Bike Across America
- Venucian Fece
- Hurricane
- Halloweenis
- Chicken Coop
- Tails of Poodles
- Black Pearl
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- The Hourglass
- Crocostimpy
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- The Gay Germans
- Bridge-It Bardot
- The Grinch's Grin
- Robert's Crack
- Beetle Corner
- Earworm
- The Da Vinci Code
- Solar Oven
- T. Gordon Liddy
- Rogue Robots
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Unknown
- Tourette's Syndrome
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Who Cares
- Hooterville Trolley
- Dirty Pinch
- Planet Claire
- The Landlord
- Roark
- Todd Couple, The
- Shake the Monster
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Slow Mutants
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- The Screaming Poodle
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Feeling Groovy
- Avanti
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Weenie Roast
- Rice Cake Roof
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Erotic Driving
- First Eleven
- Pull My Finger, Barbara
- Avant Savant
- Foreign Legion
- Pinky Lee
- Pump Up the Volume
- The Usual Suspects
- Grandpa Gander
- Grain of Truth
- The Talking Fish
- Unknown
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Tribal Gambling
- Gordo Started It
- Sicker than Jezouin
- The Oui Oui
- Santa's Little Helpers
- Morongo Child
- Scrambled Legs
- Marital Sin
- The Most of It
- Turtle Days
- The Gettysburger
- Quebec Nordics
- Legolas
- Momento Mori
- Cherry Bomb
- Vertical Corrector
- Knob Cheese
- The Leatherhead Arete
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Micronesia
- Crescent Wrench
- The Shark Fin
- Pit Bull Attack
- Good Grief
- Rocky Road
- Carnage
- Unfriendly Hands
- Soft Cell
- No Place for a Puritan
- Church Bazaar
- Sniper
- Ceremony
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Armageddon Tired
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Kokopelli
- Punish the Mosquito
- Slam Dance
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Dimp for a Chimp
- Buckets of Blort
- Red Snapper
- Mystic Teflon
- Distant Episode
- Catch A Falling Car
- The Reach Around
- Afterthought
- Dimpled Chad
- Geometry
- Hellion of Troy
- C Sharp Roof
- Animal Magnetism
- Suffering Catfish
- Absolute Zero
- Time and A Half
- Possessed by Elvis
- Bee Gees
- Skinwalker
- Nestle's Crunch
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)