Other Routes in Siberia Rock Climbing
- Dos Chi Chis
- Yasmine Bleeth
- Love Gas
- Showers With Dad
- Cross-Roads Finish
- Toby
- Original Route (aka Jake Off)
- The Bazooka
- George's Route (aka Binder)
- A Bull with Gas
- Broken Dreams
- Kublai Corner
- Ben Scabbyface
- Hollywood Rattlesnake
- Randy
- Gandy
- Weo
- Jack
- Irish Toothache
- Old Hornington
- Leon Redbone
- Glen's Crack
Child Proof
2.3/4
A 80-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Definitely overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to Child Proof
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Imaginary Voyage
- EBGB's
- Firewater Chimney
- Space Mountain
- Field and Stream
- Poodles are People Too
- Anacram
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Too Secret to Find
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Icon
- Quantum Jump
- Such a Line
- No Self Confidence
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Bearded Cabbage
- The Rattler
- Spiderman
- Fisticuffs
- Piggle Pugg
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Right V Crack
- Party in the Desert
- Natural Selection
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Kamikaze Crack
- Heaven Can Wait
- Hobbit Roof
- Raked over the Coles
- Dyno in the Dark
- Conniption
- Boortemus
- Invisible Touch
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Balance Due
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Left Mel Crack
- Papa Woolsey
- Around the World
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- Left Banana Crack
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Forbidden Paradise
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Jerry Brown
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- No Self Respect
- Morning Thunder
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- The Falcon
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- The Shiv
- Martin Quits
- Ladyfingers
- Semi Tough
- Leap Erickson
- Witch Hunt
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Flare Play
- Test Pilot
- Red Sonja
- Kaweah Way
- Shovling-Cole
- Bluewind
- Astropoodle
- Gumshoe
- Let It Be
- The Hoosegow
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Filet of Rock Shark
- More Frozen Food
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Jungle Cruise
- Friendly Hands
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Live and Let Die
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Uppercut
- Shady Grove
- Humerous
- Heat-Moon
- Sexy Sadye
- Right Mel Crack
- Invisible Touch
- Mighty Mouse
- Fire or Retire
- Girdle Crossing
- Fracture Dynamics
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Belly Dancer
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Chemical Warfare
- Scare Way
- Poodle Boy
- Studebaker Hawk
- The Fifth Dimension
- The Teabag
- Tinker Toys
- Monster Hole
- Aero Space
- Energy Crisis
- My Three Sungs
- Magnetic Woose
- Crack (route 2911)
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Brutalicious
- Orc Sighs
- Top of the Pops
- Piranha
- The Ming Dallas
- unknown
- What's It To You
- Rat Boy
- Hole in the Wall
- Frosted Flakes
- How 'bout It?
- C.S. Special
- Rhythm & Blues
- A First Time For Everything
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Spud Overhang
- Circle of Benevolence
- Presence of Grace
- Broken China
- The Wolf Man
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Offshoot
- Crossroads
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- The Viper
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Spiritworld
- Raving Skinhead
- Mother Lode
- Compromised
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Fly Away
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Crack Addiction
- Water Chute
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Right Route
- Unknown
- Formic Acidhead
- Stitch in Time
- Slimmer Pickins
- Trembling Toto's
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Swain-Buckey
- Crash Course
- Black Ice
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Ruby Slippers
- Nuptual Sac
- Lost Boys
- Foundation Crack
- I Smell a Rat
- Pell Mel
- Man from Uncle
- Under A Raging Moon
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Mustang Ranch
- Ginger's Crack
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Stoned Iguana
- Mad Cow Disease
- Crazy Climber
- Run from Your Wife
- Lean on Me
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Dora The Explorer
- Hot Buttered Elves
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Morticia
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- The Last Resort
- Otis
- Buttered Chicken
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- High Anxiety
- Make or Break Flake
- Shibumi
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- When You're Not A Jet
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Chinese Kayak
- Meteorite Crack
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Trix
- Elixir
- Flaring Rhoid
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flared Bear
- No Perch is Necessary
- Bourbon on Ice
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Point of No Return
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- Nightline
- Pile In The Sky
- Celine
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- Fractured Fissure
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Granulator, The
- Squatter's Right
- Gordoba
- The Right Stuff
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Polytechnics
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Evolutionary Throwback
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Exiled in Sweden
- Asia Carrera
- Detachable Penis
- Cactus Cooler
- Udi
- Horn Dog
- Palm Pilot
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Claim Jumper
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- The Still
- Queen Crimson
- Buffalo Gun
- Jack in the Crack
- Out on a Limb
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Smear Tactics
- Hands Up
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Irie Heights
- Diamonds are Forever
- RCA
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Hawkward
- Tidbit
- Wrap That Rascal
- Cut Thin to Win
- Oral Sturgeon
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- B-Movie
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Desperado
- Orgasmatron, The
- Let It All Hang Out
- I Had a Dream
- Question, The
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Right Beetle Crack
- Fur
- Exiled
- Vote Often
- El Rey
- Vermicious Knids
- Fraud Squad
- Character Flaw
- My President Is Addicted To War
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Nuclear Waste
- Let's Get Physical
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Barnie Rubble
- Scattered Remains
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Ipecac
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- Crocostimpy
- Village Green
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Muffin Bandits
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Too Wide to Trot
- Wide World Of Sports
- Tails of Poodles
- The Bluff
- Hyperventilation
- Nuclear Waste
- Nitwit
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Atari
- Nonprofit Crack
- Cactus Pricks
- The Golden One
- Farting Horse
- Bridge-It Bardot
- The Grinch's Grin
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Power to the People
- Left Beetle Crack
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Primal Scream
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Fall from Grace
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Burnt Marshmallow
- No Guts, No Glory
- Minute Man
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Black Pearl
- Just Drive, She Said
- The Da Vinci Code
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Delusions
- First Eleven
- Wannabe Route
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Solar Oven
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Slim Pickings
- The Hourglass
- Feeling Groovy
- Broken Wing
- Bike Across America
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- Avant Savant
- Avanti
- What's Left
- Halloweenis
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Schlock Therapy
- Ben
- Molar Crack
- Planet Claire
- The Three Amigos
- The Landlord
- Pain is an Emotion
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Winterlude
- The Screaming Poodle
- Wired
- Elbow Room
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Burst the Bubble
- Todd Couple, The
- Making Wind
- Munchkinland
- Hang and Swing
- Roam
- Whispers
- Wren's Nest
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Muffin Head
- Colocado Crack
- Roark
- 211
- The Man on the Tor
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- Mortarfied
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- The Gay Germans
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Pussy Galore
- Robert's Crack
- Against the Grain
- The Podium of Indecision
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown
- Leaving Las Vegas
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- Where Sheep Shit
- The Foot Massage
- Uncle Fester
- Pop Rocks
- What's Hannen
- Insolvent
- Chicken Coop
- Solstice
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Blues Traveler
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Rogue Robots
- Turtle Days
- Jarhead Central
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Knob Cheese
- The Key Crack
- The Song Remains the Same
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Barbara Bush
- A-Jill-Ity
- Unfriendly Hands
- Good Grief
- Standard Poodle Route
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Burn Out
- Soft Cell
- Power Drop
- Foreign Legion
- Three Burner Stove
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- Mushroom Crack
- The Most of It
- Carnage
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- No Place for a Puritan
- Blinded Me With Science
- 80 Proof Roof
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Pit Bull Attack
- Not for Loan
- Wait Until Dark
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Quebec Nordics
- The Oui Oui
- Grandpa Gander
- Handsaw
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Goolabunga
- Grain of Truth
- Jim Cruise
- Marital Sin
- Morongo Child
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Control
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Cherry Bomb
- The Shark Fin
- Legolas
- Crescent Wrench
- Micronesia
- Church Bazaar
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Blackheart
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Spider in the Drain
- Gordo Started It
- Cuatro Manos
- Ceremony
- Tribal Gambling
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Peace Pipe
- Unknown
- Bloody Tax Break
- Scrambled Legs
- The Gettysburger
- The Talking Fish
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Kokopelli
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Slam Dance
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- That
- Hellion of Troy
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Catch A Falling Car
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- Gunks West
- C Sharp Roof
- Sound Asleep
- Take a Seat
- Modern Jazz
- Pinyon Crack
- Bloody Knuckles
- Buckets of Blort
- Distant Episode
- Moose Baby
- Born in a Barn
- Napkin of Shame
- Mystic Teflon
- Just Stop It
- Geometry
- Dimpled Chad
- Fusion Without Integrity
- The Reach Around
- Love and Rockets
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- On the Nob
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- The Bruiser
- Trident
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Absolute Zero
- Time and A Half
- Possessed by Elvis
- Blue Monday
- Bee Gees
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Nestle's Crunch
- Tales of Powder
- Too Loose to Trek
- Left Lizard Crack
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Laura Scudders
- El Smear or Land