Other Routes in Real Hall of Horrors Rock Climbing
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Rubicon
- Bird of Fire
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Heart and Sole
- Exorcist
- Tax Man
- Perfect Fingers
- Firewater Chimney
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- Field and Stream
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Loose Lady
- Anacram
- Too Secret to Find
- Prepackaged
- Rollerball
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Icon
- No Self Confidence
- Quantum Jump
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Apparition
- Spiderman
- Bearded Cabbage
- Tossed Green
- The Rattler
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Piggle Pugg
- Kamikaze Crack
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Fisticuffs
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Diamond Dogs
- Right V Crack
- Party in the Desert
- Chalk Up Another One
- Dyno in the Dark
- Invisible Touch
- Crack 6
- Conniption
- Blues Brothers
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Left Mel Crack
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Jerry Brown
- Papa Woolsey
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Modern Warfare
- Watanobe Wall
- Forbidden Paradise
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Around the World
- Balance Due
- Left Banana Crack
- Witch Hunt
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Amanda
- Flare Play
- The Falcon
- Squeeze Play
- Kaweah Way
- Astropoodle
- Ladyfingers
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- No Calculators Allowed
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Bluewind
- Martin Quits
- Test Pilot
- Tax Evasion
- Shovling-Cole
- Leave it to Crusher
- Red Sonja
- Boulder Dice
- Leap Erickson
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Humerous
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Friendly Hands
- Let It Be
- Aftermath
- Fire or Retire
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Blood and Cuts
- Mother Board Breakdown
- The Snatch
- Private Eye
- Jungle Cruise
- Scare Way
- Chemical Warfare
- Mighty Mouse
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Untamed World
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Uppercut
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Right Mel Crack
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Heat-Moon
- Shady Grove
- Playing Hooky
- The Hoosegow
- Rhythm & Blues
- Broken Glass
- Summer School
- Formic Acidhead
- The Teabag
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Broken China
- Unknown 2
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Offshoot
- Hole in the Wall
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Tom Plumb
- Studebaker Hawk
- Bung Hole
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Six Finger Fist
- The Fifth Dimension
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Water Chute
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Magnetic Woose
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Hiss the Mark
- Monster Hole
- Poodle Boy
- Brutalicious
- Spud Overhang
- Aero Space
- C.S. Special
- Unknown
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Effigy Too
- Right Route
- Spiritworld
- Raving Skinhead
- Mother Lode
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Wind Burn
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Crack Addiction
- Orc Sighs
- Sore Loserman
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Bad Lizards
- Energy Crisis
- The Viper
- Tinker Toys
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Blow
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- Rat Boy
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Zondo's Perks
- Child Proof
- Winnin' Time
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- Herman
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Toxic Avenger
- Woody's Variation
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Dora The Explorer
- Falling Rock
- More Funky Than Junky
- Double Duty
- Fire Glove, The
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Beak Crack
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- The Still
- Queen Crimson
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Little Fireman
- Out on a Limb
- Pocket Veto
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- Trix
- Elixir
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Cruelty To Animals
- Flaring Rhoid
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flared Bear
- Couldn't Wait
- Drop on By
- Drop Out
- Horney Goat Weed
- The Melon Cracker
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Corner N' Crack
- Bean Oil
- Matt Gay
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Slap and Tickle
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Point of No Return
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- Nightline
- Female Mud Massacre
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Pile In The Sky
- Celine
- Foundation Crack
- The Posse
- I Smell a Rat
- Moubit
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Man from Uncle
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- The Right Stuff
- Fage
- Unknown
- Mustang Ranch
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- The Power of Now
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- Moan, eh?
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Mad Cow Disease
- Run from Your Wife
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Asia Carrera
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Student Body
- Cactus Cooler
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Crash Course
- Roofing Company
- Black Ice
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- The Beating Heart
- Granulator, The
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Marcos
- Phil E. Pino
- Pell Mel
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Blitzo Crack
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Under A Raging Moon
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- Tumor Circus
- School Daze
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Make or Break Flake
- Cosmosis
- Holly Device
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- [Redacted]
- Rick Rockwell
- Gesslerburg
- Handygland
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Frostline
- The Last Resort
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Treadmark Left
- Dandelion
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- When You're Not A Jet
- Meteorite Crack
- Pinched Rib
- Smear Tactics
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Misha's Madness
- Power Back
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Buttered Chicken
- Coco-Loco
- The Castrum
- 1B1RP
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- Unsent
- Hesitation Blues
- Pop Rocks
- Cuban Sandwich
- What's Hannen
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Halloweenis
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Tooth Beaver
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Return of the Blob
- Swagger
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Barnie Rubble
- El Rey
- Step 'n Out
- The Cracken
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- Ash Gordon
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Minor Detour
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- At Last
- Jack Grit
- Love Goat, The
- Tails of Poodles
- Ground Ron
- Undercover
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Rock Wren
- Burst the Bubble
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- I'm a local
- Let's Get Physical
- Unknown
- Open Container
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Lips Like Sugar
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Square Headache
- Feeding Frenzy
- Right Beetle Crack
- 3 Ring Circus
- Not A Hogan
- Don's Crack
- Solar Oven
- Like it or Lump it
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Bucket Bronco
- Crimpergirl
- Regular Route, The
- Broken Wing
- R.D. Memorial
- Wannabe Route
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Roark
- Caramel Crunch
- Major Creative Effort
- The Screaming Poodle
- Prickly Pare
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Ape Man Hop
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Blow the Scro
- B-Movie
- Oral Sturgeon
- Tidbit
- Pope's Hat
- End Of The Line
- Repeat After Me
- Quaking Oats
- Satchmo, The
- Colocado Crack
- Tres Fun
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- 211
- Wounded Knee
- Sole Food
- Beaver Tail
- Roof, the
- Farting Horse
- Tucker-Powell
- Cut Thin to Win
- Axe of Dog
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Chihuahua
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- The Man on the Tor
- Atari
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Village Green
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Death On The Nile
- High Plains Drifter
- Beef and Bean
- Hawkward
- Fall from Grace
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Question, The
- The Arraignment
- The Beltsander
- Rei Momo
- Delusions
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Just Drive, She Said
- The Golden One
- One For The Road
- Making Wind
- Nitwit
- The Goldigger
- Thomas Crapper
- Listening Wind
- Pain is an Emotion
- Hog Trough
- No Guts, No Glory
- The Da Vinci Code
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Through the Looking Glass
- Schlock Therapy
- The Baconator
- A Bridge Too Far
- Stimpy
- Cactus Pricks
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Bluff
- Left Beetle Crack
- Scattered Remains
- Vermicious Knids
- Tourette's Syndrome
- The Gay Germans
- Exiled
- Wide World Of Sports
- Let It All Hang Out
- Orgasmatron, The
- Wren's Nest
- Killer Bees
- Berserk
- Sacred Cow
- Nuclear Waste
- Magnetic North
- Against the Grain
- Hurly Burly
- Overheard
- Desperado
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Blood on the Tracks
- Winterlude
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Roam
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Muffin Bandits
- Muffin Head
- Vote Often
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Desperado
- Nonprofit Crack
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Wetmore
- Wrap That Rascal
- Nuclear Waste
- Overlooked
- Team Scumbag
- 42N8 One
- Cowabunga
- New Day Yesterday
- Feeling Groovy
- Two Stage
- Rhoid Warrior
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- Tube Steak
- La Bella Katchina
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Frank's Wild Years
- Hurricane
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Clean Crack
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Thumbs Up
- Mouthful of Gank
- Librarian Lust
- Hands Away
- Good Grief
- Psychocandy
- Spider in the Drain
- Cuatro Manos
- Big Gulp
- Walker Spur
- The Shark Fin
- Gash, The
- Garden Path
- Blinded Me With Science
- Unknown
- Bloody Tax Break
- Burn Out
- The Maw
- Visual Nightmare
- Blackheart
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Slanta Claus Center
- Coming Up Short
- Goolabunga
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Garden Angel
- Peace Pipe
- Three Burner Stove
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Cactus Dog
- Gypsy
- Cosmic Debris
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Daze of Who
- Hunky Dory
- Fuzz Bumper
- Unfriendly Hands
- Nolina Crack
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Nittany Lion
- Carnage
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Riff Raff Roof
- Jarhead Central
- Marital Sin
- Cunning Route
- Turtle Days
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- White Dopes on Punk
- Chili Dog
- Standard Poodle Route
- Blizzard
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Decepticon
- Dirty Dancing
- Wait Until Dark
- War Games
- No Place for a Puritan
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Slam Dance
- Control
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Cherry Bomb
- Legolas
- Don Genaro Crack
- Barbara Bush
- Hot Tub of Death
- Blue Nubian
- The Key Crack
- Sparky
- Not for Loan
- A-Jill-Ity
- Puss Boy
- Awesome Betty
- Czech Crack
- Meth Mart
- Waltz for Debby
- War Crimes
- Ceremony
- Gordo Started It
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Jim Cruise
- Calling All Swidgets
- Harry Rag
- Copulator
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Labyrinth
- Red Crack, The
- Scrambled Legs
- The Gettysburger
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Power Drop
- Rickets And Scurvy
- The Accidental Purist
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Phineas P. Phart
- The Orc
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Dodo's Delight
- Foreign Legion
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Bunking Bronkos
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Route 1202
- The Song Remains the Same
- Mushroom Crack
- Oddjob
- Ooby Dooby
- 80 Proof Roof
- Military Industrial Complex
- Morongo Child
- Power Shopping
- Frontal Logranity
- Half A Route
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Handsaw
- Leachy Nuts
- Grandpa Gander
- Jughead
- Over & Out
- Short Stop
- Start Trundling
- Mud Dog
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Doin' Life
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Little Lieback
- Ice Climbing
- On the Nob
- Distant Episode
- Sound Asleep
- Love and Rockets
- Hot Knife
- C Sharp Roof
- All Redheads Smell
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Catch A Falling Car
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Mystic Teflon
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Underdog
- Napkin of Shame
- Pinyon Crack
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Mrs. Magoo
- In The Pit
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Not Forgotten
- Modern Jazz
- Tumbling Dice
- Holden On
- That
- Dimpled Chad
- Gunks West
- Fists of Fury
- Born in a Barn
- Perennial Favorite
- Genuine Cowhide
- Stress Puppet
- Billy Barty Crack
- Squid Of My Desire
- Just Stop It
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Paper or Plastic?
- Bloody Knuckles
- Pete's Handful
- Take a Seat
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Moose Baby
- The Bruiser
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Barn Dance
- The Donkey
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Deviate
- The Mad Men
- Raven's Reach
- Skinwalker
- Nestle's Crunch
- Groove Avoidance System
- We Never Get the Girls
- Trident
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Possessed by Elvis
- Blue Monday
- Absolute Zero
- Shakin' the Shirts
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Too Loose to Trek
- Tales of Powder
- Fully Fledged
- Cornerstone, The
- Hour of Power
- Left Lizard Crack
- The Block
- Holy Cross
- Biscuit Eater
- Fortune Cookie
- Fantasy of Light
- Laura Scudders
- M & M's Peanut
- Gait of Power
- El Smear or Land
- Bittersweet
- Cherry Blossom