Other Routes in Real Hall of Horrors Rock Climbing
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Rubicon
- Bird of Fire
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Exorcist
- Tax Man
- Heart and Sole
- Perfect Fingers
- Firewater Chimney
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- Field and Stream
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Loose Lady
- Too Secret to Find
- Prepackaged
- Anacram
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Icon
- Tossed Green
- Apparition
- Quantum Jump
- The Rattler
- Bearded Cabbage
- Surrealistic Pillar
- No Self Confidence
- Spiderman
- Right V Crack
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Party in the Desert
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Fisticuffs
- Piggle Pugg
- Kamikaze Crack
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Diamond Dogs
- Conniption
- Chalk Up Another One
- Dyno in the Dark
- Invisible Touch
- Crack 6
- Watanobe Wall
- Balance Due
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Left Mel Crack
- Modern Warfare
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Forbidden Paradise
- Jerry Brown
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Blues Brothers
- Around the World
- Papa Woolsey
- Left Banana Crack
- Shovling-Cole
- Bluewind
- Tax Evasion
- Witch Hunt
- Red Sonja
- Boulder Dice
- Leap Erickson
- Test Pilot
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Amanda
- Astropoodle
- Kaweah Way
- Squeeze Play
- Leave it to Crusher
- Martin Quits
- Ladyfingers
- No Calculators Allowed
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- The Falcon
- Flare Play
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Private Eye
- Heat-Moon
- Scare Way
- Chemical Warfare
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Mighty Mouse
- Fire or Retire
- Friendly Hands
- Blood and Cuts
- Right Mel Crack
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Humerous
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Aftermath
- Let It Be
- The Hoosegow
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Jungle Cruise
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- The Snatch
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Untamed World
- Uppercut
- Playing Hooky
- Shady Grove
- The Teabag
- Unknown 2
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Right Route
- Studebaker Hawk
- Bung Hole
- The Fifth Dimension
- Hole in the Wall
- Wind Burn
- Orc Sighs
- Tinker Toys
- Spiritworld
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Monster Hole
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- unknown
- Mother Lode
- Blow
- Poodle Boy
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Unknown
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Crack Addiction
- Hiss the Mark
- Energy Crisis
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Rat Boy
- Raving Skinhead
- Magnetic Woose
- Bad Lizards
- Zondo's Perks
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Touchy Feely
- C.S. Special
- Laeger Domain
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Offshoot
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Effigy Too
- Summer School
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Spud Overhang
- Brutalicious
- Water Chute
- Tom Plumb
- Rhythm & Blues
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Formic Acidhead
- Broken China
- Six Finger Fist
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Aero Space
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- The Viper
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Broken Glass
- Sore Loserman
- Freeway Jam
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Granulator, The
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Marcos
- Phil E. Pino
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- The Right Stuff
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Blitzo Crack
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- Moan, eh?
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Funky President
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Asia Carrera
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Student Body
- Cactus Cooler
- Dora The Explorer
- Treadmark Left
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- The Last Resort
- Buttered Chicken
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- Make or Break Flake
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Little Fireman
- Out on a Limb
- Pocket Veto
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- Misha's Madness
- Smear Tactics
- Pinched Rib
- Dandelion
- Frostline
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Handygland
- Gesslerburg
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Cosmosis
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Horney Goat Weed
- The Melon Cracker
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Corner N' Crack
- Bean Oil
- Matt Gay
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Slap and Tickle
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Crash Course
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Roofing Company
- Black Ice
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- The Beating Heart
- Drop on By
- Couldn't Wait
- Mad Cow Disease
- Man from Uncle
- Pile In The Sky
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Flared Bear
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Run from Your Wife
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- More Funky Than Junky
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flaring Rhoid
- Trix
- Cruelty To Animals
- Falling Rock
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Elixir
- Under A Raging Moon
- Pell Mel
- The Power of Now
- Woody's Variation
- Nightline
- Super Flapper
- The Popemobile
- Foundation Crack
- The Space Between
- Beak Crack
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- Moubit
- [Redacted]
- Fire Glove, The
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Fage
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Unknown
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- The Still
- The Posse
- Mustang Ranch
- Queen Crimson
- Double Duty
- Toxic Avenger
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Child Proof
- Female Mud Massacre
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Rick Rockwell
- Winnin' Time
- When You're Not A Jet
- Point of No Return
- School Daze
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- I Smell a Rat
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Herman
- Polly Wants A Crack
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Power Back
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Tumor Circus
- Meteorite Crack
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Celine
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Drop Out
- Roark
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Hurly Burly
- Overheard
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Blood on the Tracks
- Winterlude
- Satchmo, The
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- The Man on the Tor
- Muffin Head
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- Roam
- Burst the Bubble
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- The Screaming Poodle
- Pain is an Emotion
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Ape Man Hop
- R.D. Memorial
- The Arraignment
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Desperado
- Against the Grain
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Overlooked
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Rock Wren
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Not A Hogan
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Tidbit
- End Of The Line
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Let's Get Physical
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Scattered Remains
- A Bridge Too Far
- Listening Wind
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Love Goat, The
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Tooth Beaver
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Quaking Oats
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- Hog Trough
- Square Headache
- The Cracken
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- Ash Gordon
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Minor Detour
- Thomas Crapper
- Schlock Therapy
- Stimpy
- Jack Grit
- Unknown
- Open Container
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Don's Crack
- Solar Oven
- Like it or Lump it
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Broken Wing
- Wannabe Route
- Caramel Crunch
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Wetmore
- Barnie Rubble
- Wrap That Rascal
- Colocado Crack
- Muffin Bandits
- Unsent
- Wide World Of Sports
- Hesitation Blues
- 211
- Pop Rocks
- Cuban Sandwich
- Wounded Knee
- What's Hannen
- Barn Door, Right
- The Da Vinci Code
- Clean Crack
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Halloweenis
- Farting Horse
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Right Beetle Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Cut Thin to Win
- The Bluff
- New Day Yesterday
- 42N8 One
- Too Wide to Trot
- Nitwit
- Nuclear Waste
- Atari
- Axe of Dog
- Nonprofit Crack
- Cactus Pricks
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Rei Momo
- Death On The Nile
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- Undercover
- Short Crack
- Power to the People
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Fall from Grace
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Zebra Dihedral
- Just Drive, She Said
- Delusions
- Return of the Blob
- Swagger
- Left Beetle Crack
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Village Green
- Magnetic North
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Tails of Poodles
- Nuclear Waste
- Hawkward
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- The Castrum
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Vote Often
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- El Rey
- No Guts, No Glory
- Orgasmatron, The
- Beef and Bean
- Step 'n Out
- Exiled
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Sole Food
- Let It All Hang Out
- Bucket Bronco
- 3 Ring Circus
- Preying Mantles
- The Opportunist
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- 1B1RP
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Vermicious Knids
- Question, The
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Desperado
- The Golden One
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Frank's Wild Years
- What's Left
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Ben
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Feeling Groovy
- Team Scumbag
- First Eleven
- Mortarfied
- Slim Pickings
- La Bella Katchina
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Visual Nightmare
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Garden Angel
- Cosmic Debris
- The Maw
- Psychocandy
- Cactus Dog
- Awesome Betty
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Ooby Dooby
- Oddjob
- 80 Proof Roof
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Sparky
- Standard Poodle Route
- Bunking Bronkos
- Frontal Logranity
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- War Games
- A-Jill-Ity
- Route 1202
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Power Drop
- Puss Boy
- The Key Crack
- Barbara Bush
- Foreign Legion
- Slam Dance
- The Accidental Purist
- Fuzz Bumper
- Hunky Dory
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Phineas P. Phart
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Daze of Who
- Power Shopping
- Big Gulp
- The Orc
- Morongo Child
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Half A Route
- No Place for a Puritan
- Dodo's Delight
- Handsaw
- Wait Until Dark
- Decepticon
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Grandpa Gander
- War Crimes
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Hot Tub of Death
- Don Genaro Crack
- Blue Nubian
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- Slanta Claus Center
- Coming Up Short
- Not for Loan
- Gash, The
- Blinded Me With Science
- Three Burner Stove
- Turtle Days
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- The Song Remains the Same
- Mushroom Crack
- Leachy Nuts
- Dirty Dancing
- Bloody Tax Break
- Jughead
- Marital Sin
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Czech Crack
- Labyrinth
- Blizzard
- The Shark Fin
- Peace Pipe
- Gypsy
- The Gettysburger
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Chili Dog
- Garden Path
- Jim Cruise
- Burning Man
- Control
- White Dopes on Punk
- Over & Out
- Dry Lake
- Librarian Lust
- Blackheart
- Scrambled Legs
- Cuatro Manos
- Harry Rag
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Unknown
- Hands Away
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Copulator
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Cunning Route
- Jarhead Central
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Walker Spur
- Cherry Bomb
- Legolas
- Red Crack, The
- Meth Mart
- Carnage
- Ceremony
- Riff Raff Roof
- Spider in the Drain
- Waltz for Debby
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Thumbs Up
- Goolabunga
- Nolina Crack
- Nittany Lion
- Military Industrial Complex
- Mouthful of Gank
- Calling All Swidgets
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Unfriendly Hands
- Gordo Started It
- Mrs. Magoo
- In The Pit
- Billy Barty Crack
- Pete's Handful
- Little Lieback
- Fists of Fury
- Barn Dance
- Born in a Barn
- Love and Rockets
- The Bruiser
- Doin' Life
- Perennial Favorite
- Genuine Cowhide
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Hot Knife
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Paper or Plastic?
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Dimpled Chad
- That
- Tumbling Dice
- Pinyon Crack
- Modern Jazz
- Distant Episode
- Catch A Falling Car
- Fitzroy Was Here
- C Sharp Roof
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Underdog
- Mud Dog
- Short Stop
- Fusion Without Integrity
- On the Nob
- Holden On
- Ice Climbing
- Gunks West
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Not Forgotten
- Sound Asleep
- Moose Baby
- Mystic Teflon
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Napkin of Shame
- Start Trundling
- All Redheads Smell
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Bloody Knuckles
- Squid Of My Desire
- Take a Seat
- Stress Puppet
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Just Stop It
- The Donkey
- The Mad Men
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Groove Avoidance System
- Nestle's Crunch
- We Never Get the Girls
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Raven's Reach
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Deviate
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Trident
- Skinwalker
- Blue Monday
- Possessed by Elvis
- Absolute Zero
- Left Lizard Crack
- The Block
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Biscuit Eater
- Too Loose to Trek
- Fortune Cookie
- Fantasy of Light
- Holy Cross
- Fully Fledged
- Tales of Powder
- Cornerstone, The
- Hour of Power
- Bittersweet
- Laura Scudders
- El Smear or Land
- Gait of Power
- M & M's Peanut
- Cherry Blossom