Other Routes in Alien Head Area Rock Climbing
Horney Goat Weed
2.3/4
A 40-foot long Trad route rated 5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Probably no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
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- Illusion Dweller
- Tax Man
- Exorcist
- Heart and Sole
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Firewater Chimney
- Perfect Fingers
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Too Secret to Find
- Prepackaged
- Loose Lady
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Rock Candy
- Rollerball
- Tossed Green
- Spiderman
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Apparition
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Diamond Dogs
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Right V Crack
- Party in the Desert
- Fisticuffs
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Conniption
- Invisible Touch
- Crack 6
- Chalk Up Another One
- Dyno in the Dark
- Forbidden Paradise
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Left Mel Crack
- Around the World
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Papa Woolsey
- Jerry Brown
- Modern Warfare
- Blues Brothers
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Left Banana Crack
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Watanobe Wall
- Witch Hunt
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Amanda
- Leave it to Crusher
- Torturer's Apprentice
- No Calculators Allowed
- The Falcon
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Boulder Dice
- Leap Erickson
- Red Sonja
- Tax Evasion
- Ladyfingers
- Jumar of Flesh
- Shovling-Cole
- Test Pilot
- Bluewind
- Squeeze Play
- Overseer Direct
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Friendly Hands
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- Private Eye
- Let It Be
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Humerous
- Blood and Cuts
- Shady Grove
- Jungle Cruise
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- Untamed World
- Chemical Warfare
- Mighty Mouse
- Filet of Rock Shark
- The Snatch
- Aftermath
- Playing Hooky
- Scare Way
- Heat-Moon
- Never Shake a Baby
- Bung Hole
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Bad Lizards
- Unknown 2
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Effigy Too
- Blow
- Fat Free
- Mother Lode
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Magnetic Woose
- Aero Space
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Zondo's Perks
- Spud Overhang
- Brutalicious
- C.S. Special
- Rich And Famous
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Tinker Toys
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Rhythm & Blues
- Energy Crisis
- Broken China
- The Teabag
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Summer School
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Wind Burn
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Formic Acidhead
- Broken Glass
- Sore Loserman
- Touchy Feely
- Isotope
- Laeger Domain
- Six Finger Fist
- Hiss the Mark
- Tom Plumb
- Offshoot
- Unknown
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Crack Addiction
- Water Chute
- Monster Hole
- Poodle Boy
- Rat Boy
- unknown
- I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Power Back
- Trix
- Elixir
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- The Melon Cracker
- When You're Not A Jet
- Cruelty To Animals
- Flaring Rhoid
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Flared Bear
- Drop Out
- Couldn't Wait
- Drop on By
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Rick Rockwell
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- School Daze
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Tumor Circus
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Crash Course
- Coco-Loco
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- I Smell a Rat
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Cosmosis
- Toxic Avenger
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Gesslerburg
- Mad Cow Disease
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Handygland
- Black Ice
- My First First
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Run from Your Wife
- Man from Uncle
- Frostline
- Dandelion
- Pinched Rib
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Roofing Company
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Under A Raging Moon
- TM's Terror
- Pocket Veto
- Out on a Limb
- Holly Device
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Treadmark Left
- Knockout
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Little Fireman
- The Last Resort
- Dora The Explorer
- Buttered Chicken
- Jody
- Moosecat
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Queen Crimson
- Make or Break Flake
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Misha's Madness
- Skimpy Skampi
- Fage
- Slap and Tickle
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Unknown
- Pell Mel
- The Power of Now
- Gaucho and Crusader
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- Mike Hunt
- Foundation Crack
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Moubit
- Winnin' Time
- [Redacted]
- Matt Gay
- Bean Oil
- Unknown Crack Right
- Corner N' Crack
- Drano
- Woody's Variation
- Herman
- The Posse
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- The Dungeon
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Marcos
- Phil E. Pino
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- The Right Stuff
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Blitzo Crack
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- Moan, eh?
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Jemimagina
- Rim Marsinkus
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Asia Carrera
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Student Body
- Cactus Cooler
- Falling Rock
- More Funky Than Junky
- Fire Glove, The
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- Beak Crack
- Beam Aboard
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Hammer and Chain
- Electralux
- Female Mud Massacre
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- The Humidor
- Mesopotamia
- Atreyu
- Pyornkrachzark
- The Beating Heart
- Sole Food
- Desperado
- Jack Grit
- Wetmore
- Nonprofit Crack
- Wrap That Rascal
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Power to the People
- Golden Years
- Junior Well's
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Just Drive, She Said
- Rock Wren
- The Golden One
- Mortarfied
- Not A Hogan
- King Tubby
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Tidbit
- Right Beetle Crack
- Magnetic North
- End Of The Line
- Nuclear Waste
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Frank's Wild Years
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Let's Get Physical
- Left Beetle Crack
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Ben
- Orgasmatron, The
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Exiled
- Let It All Hang Out
- Thomas Crapper
- Vote Often
- Preying Mantles
- The Opportunist
- Bobcat
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Okja Found
- 1B1RP
- Barnie Rubble
- Beef and Bean
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Muffin Bandits
- Stimpy
- 3 Ring Circus
- Clean Crack
- New Day Yesterday
- 42N8 One
- Nuclear Waste
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Vermicious Knids
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Camo Corner
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Tooth Beaver
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Quaking Oats
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- Hog Trough
- Carlos
- Square Headache
- Bucket Bronco
- Colocado Crack
- Wounded Knee
- The Cracken
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Defoliation
- Ash Gordon
- Insolvent
- Minor Detour
- Caramel Crunch
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Primal Flake
- Hurly Burly
- Overheard
- Whispers
- Wired
- Blood on the Tracks
- Winterlude
- Satchmo, The
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Charing Cross Hospital
- The Man on the Tor
- Muffin Head
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Roam
- Burst the Bubble
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- Pain is an Emotion
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Ape Man Hop
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Jamburger
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Desperado
- Against the Grain
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Tube Steak
- Two Stage
- Overlooked
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Baconator
- Chihuahua
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Unsent
- Biological Clock
- Hesitation Blues
- Pop Rocks
- Cuban Sandwich
- What's Hannen
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Sharon Stone
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- A Bridge Too Far
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Feeding Frenzy
- Love Goat, The
- The Bluff
- Rich Bitch
- Nitwit
- Axe of Dog
- Cactus Pricks
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Tiny Terra
- Return of the Blob
- Swagger
- Alpentine
- I Had a Dream
- The Castrum
- El Rey
- Step 'n Out
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Village Green
- Hawkward
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Question, The
- Rei Momo
- Team Scumbag
- Eat Berthas Muscles
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- La Bella Katchina
- Unknown
- Open Container
- Don's Crack
- Like it or Lump it
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Broken Wing
- Wannabe Route
- Puss Boy
- Red Crack, The
- Autopia
- The Key Crack
- Don Genaro Crack
- Slanta Claus Center
- Power Shopping
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Nolina Crack
- Coming Up Short
- Jarhead Central
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Big Gulp
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Blizzard
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Leachy Nuts
- Dehorned Unicorn
- The Maw
- Visual Nightmare
- Gash, The
- Blinded Me With Science
- Dirty Dancing
- Awesome Betty
- Three Burner Stove
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- Oddjob
- War Crimes
- Sparky
- The Song Remains the Same
- Psychocandy
- Uncertainty Principle
- Mushroom Crack
- Jughead
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Riff Raff Roof
- Ooby Dooby
- Barbara Bush
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Nittany Lion
- Cunning Route
- 80 Proof Roof
- Garden Angel
- Fusion Punk
- Frontal Logranity
- Jim Cruise
- Burn Out
- Military Industrial Complex
- Control
- A-Jill-Ity
- Harry Rag
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Copulator
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Bunking Bronkos
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Super Key
- Labyrinth
- Route 1202
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Phineas P. Phart
- The Orc
- Cuatro Manos
- Peace Pipe
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Cosmic Debris
- Dodo's Delight
- Cactus Dog
- Walker Spur
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Bloody Tax Break
- Power Drop
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Over & Out
- Garden Path
- Blackheart
- Handsaw
- Half A Route
- Fuzz Bumper
- Calling All Swidgets
- Hands Away
- The Accidental Purist
- Meth Mart
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Spider in the Drain
- Thumbs Up
- Gypsy
- Mouthful of Gank
- Librarian Lust
- Goolabunga
- Hot Tub of Death
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Decepticon
- War Games
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- Wait Until Dark
- Daze of Who
- Standard Poodle Route
- Hunky Dory
- Not for Loan
- Blue Nubian
- Czech Crack
- Waltz for Debby
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Take a Seat
- Just Stop It
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Moose Baby
- Stress Puppet
- Squid Of My Desire
- Napkin of Shame
- Bloody Knuckles
- Solar Flare
- Pete's Handful
- That
- Holden On
- Legal Briefs
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- The Bruiser
- Gunks West
- Not Forgotten
- Genuine Cowhide
- Paper or Plastic?
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Mud Dog
- Doin' Life
- Pinyon Crack
- Perennial Favorite
- Modern Jazz
- Jack of Hearts
- Sound Asleep
- Born in a Barn
- Barn Dance
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Hot Knife
- Underdog
- Billy Barty Crack
- Chilkoot Sam
- Love and Rockets
- Tumbling Dice
- Little Lieback
- Fusion Without Integrity
- In The Pit
- Immaculate Conception
- Ice Climbing
- On the Nob
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Fists of Fury
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- All Redheads Smell
- Mrs. Magoo
- Start Trundling
- Short Stop
- Joan Jetson
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Blue Monday
- Groove Avoidance System
- The Mad Men
- The Donkey
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- We Never Get the Girls
- Take Two, They're Small
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Raven's Reach
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Trident
- Deviate
- Fantasy of Light
- Fortune Cookie
- Tales of Powder
- Hour of Power
- Cornerstone, The
- Holy Cross
- Biscuit Eater
- The Block
- Fully Fledged
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Too Loose to Trek
- Left Lizard Crack
- Bittersweet
- El Smear or Land
- Gait of Power
- M & M's Peanut
- Laura Scudders
- Cherry Blossom
- Bleu Plate Especial