Other Routes in Rock Garden Valley - Left Side Rock Climbing
Fortune Cookie
1.8/4
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Power Drop
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- Tonto and the Great White Leader
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- Jack of Hearts
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- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
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- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
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- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Modern Jazz
- Billy Barty Crack
- Tumbling Dice
- Joan Jetson
- Mrs. Magoo
- The Bruiser
- On the Nob
- Spoodle
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Belly Flop
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Doke
- Short Stop
- Genuine Cowhide
- Mommy Dearest
- All Redheads Smell
- Start Trundling
- Immaculate Conception
- Paper or Plastic?
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Highstep
- Fists of Fury
- Footloose
- Doin' Life
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
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- Slot Machine
- Think And Grow Rich
- Hang Ten
- Hot Knife
- R. A. F.
- Ass of Dog
- Stolen Christmas
- Love and Rockets
- In The Pit
- Planetismal
- Pete's Handful
- Negasaurus
- Little Lieback
- Exit Stage Right
- Squid Of My Desire
- Just Stop It
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- Moose Baby
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Fitzroy Was Here
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- X-Rated Tits
- Bloody Knuckles
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- Ten Conversations at Once
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- Mud Dog
- Napkin of Shame
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Take a Seat
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
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- Caligula
- We Never Get the Girls
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- The Mad Men
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- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Weathering Frights
- Two Our Surprise
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Take Two, They're Small
- I Dress My Self
- The Nose in a Day
- Groove Avoidance System
- Over The Hill
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Secondary Inspection
- Alligator Lizard
- Poodle Jive
- Bilbo
- Enforcer, The
- Working Overtime
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Deviate
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Never Grow Up
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Goldilocks
- Trident
- Raven's Reach
- Blue Monday
- An Eye to the West
- The Block
- Too Loose to Trek
- Hour of Power
- Biscuit Eater
- Wise Crack
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Holy Cross
- Fully Fledged
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Cornerstone, The
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- Kickin' Bach
- Tales of Powder
- Thomson Roof
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- Fantasy of Light
- Boris The Spider
- Gomer Pile
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- Bloodymir
- El Smear or Land
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