Other Routes in Great Burrito Rock Climbing
Learn Quick or Die
2.1/4
A 100-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Skeleton in My Closet
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- Slab Rats
- Nobody's Right Mind
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- The Haberdashery
- Mud Dog
- Holden On
- Legal Briefs
- Zinging in the Grain
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
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- Snnfchtt
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- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- A Fistful of Poodles
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- M & Ms Plain
- Paper or Plastic?
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- Bombay
- Ass of Dog
- R. A. F.
- Hot Knife
- The Morning After
- Hang Ten
- Think And Grow Rich
- Slot Machine
- Footloose
- Barn Door, Left
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- Grumpy
- Immaculate Conception
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- Leader's Fright
- Party in the West
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
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- Porky's Excellent Adventure
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- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Pizza Pizza
- Little Evil
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- Out Of The Wind
- The Little Big Man
- Made in the Shade
- Mommy Dearest
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- Stardust Memories
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- Finger Food
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- Square Root
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Bloodymir
- Right Lizard Crack
- Wallaby Crack
- Ranger J.B.
- Pony Express
- Limited Partnership
- Bleu Plate Especial
- Cherry Blossom
- True Grit
- Tender Flakes of Wrath