Other Routes in Great Burrito Rock Climbing
A 70-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (PG13)
Definitely slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably crack features
Routes similar to Vanderklooster's Stinky Wet Kitty
- Bird of Fire
- Heart and Sole
- Exorcist
- Tax Man
- Touch and Go
- Ace of Spades
- Perfect Fingers
- Popular Mechanics
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Room To Shroom
- High Strung
- Colorado Crack
- Loose Lady
- Pope's Crack
- The Flake
- Prepackaged
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Overseer
- Rock Candy
- Tossed Green
- Apparition
- Cakewalk
- North Overhang
- Sphincter Quits
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Western Saga
- Invisibility Lessons
- Dogleg
- Diamond Dogs
- Dazed and Confused
- Crack 5
- Chalk Up Another One
- Campfire Girl (Half Route)
- Crack 6
- Gem
- ZZZZZ Direct Start
- 200 Motels
- Dummy's Delight
- Super Roof
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Bambi Meets Godzilla
- Watanobe Wall
- Totally Tubular
- Nobody Walks in LA
- Modern Warfare
- Back Up Singers
- Spanish Bayonet
- Championship Wrestling
- Split Personality
- Tumbling Rainbow
- Catch A Falling Star
- Young Lust
- Euthyphro
- Roan Way
- Continuum
- Nurn's Romp
- Alice in Wonderjam
- Deep Throat
- Sexy Grandma
- Orphan
- Blues Brothers
- Strawberry Jam
- Tax Evasion
- Get Right or Get Left (aka Addams Family)
- Wild Wind
- Boulder Dice
- Hands Off
- No Calculators Allowed
- Flawless Fissure
- Leave it to Crusher
- Feltonian Physics
- Amanda
- Overseer Direct
- Jumar of Flesh
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Squeeze Play
- The Snatch
- Private Eye
- Untamed World
- Touche Away
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Hot Crystals
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Honey
- Hit it Ethel
- The Crawdad
- Aftermath
- Sitting Here in Limbo
- Blood and Cuts
- Original Route (aka Jake Off)
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Dinky Doinks
- Hop Sing
- K2R
- Right Crack
- Spitwad
- Smithereens
- Palmreader
- Norwegian Wood
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Grounder
- Tarawassie Wiggle
- Playing Hooky
- Santa Cruz
- Headstone Crack Left
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- It
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- The Flue
- Take Five
- Maiden Voyage
- Savwafare Ist Everywhere
- Didn't Your Mama Ever Tell You About A Stranger's Bolts
- Burke's Solo
- Troglodyte Crack
- Eine Dicke Frau
- One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure
- Blow
- Credibility Gap
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Count on Your Fingers
- Summer School
- Circus, Circus
- Fat Free
- Roller Coaster
- Iron Hand
- Damper
- Quaking Has-Beens
- Full Day Runner
- South Pole Roundhouse
- Bummerang
- Toad Crack
- Planet X
- Who's Next
- Lateralus
- At Your Pleasure
- Isotope
- Youth Run Wild
- Never Shake a Baby
- Bad Lizards
- Portal
- Bung Hole
- Arturo's Special
- La Reina
- The Unicorner
- Prom Queen
- Eye of Horus
- Friend Eater
- 1-800-Dentist
- Dead Man's Hand
- Brevis Arbor Fragor
- R.M.L.
- Teckno Sporran
- Breaking Bad
- River Phoenix
- Smooth as Silk
- Zondo's Perks
- Highway 62
- Possum Pie
- Rich And Famous
- Circe Direct
- Vorpal Sword
- Horny Corner
- Boulder Dash
- Group Grope
- Teething Toy
- Fun Stuff
- Don't Think Twice
- Wind Burn
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- Mingo's Route
- Tom Plumb
- Jack the Ripper
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Kidney Boy
- Warthog variation
- Comes Around
- Six Finger Fist
- Bug On a Wall
- Zucchini Crack
- Exfoliation Confrontation
- Buster Brown
- Funky Dung
- Broken Glass
- Sore Loserman
- Hernie, Hernie, Hernie
- Gas Jockey
- Yipes! Stripes!
- Vanishing Desert
- Corner N' Crack
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Burrito Crossing
- Keith's Cruise
- Fit For a King
- Cat Walk
- The Booger Man
- Nip And Tuck
- Women in Peril
- Tucson Bound
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- The Awfulwidth
- Short but Sweet
- Electralux
- Short Cut
- Cruelty To Animals
- Rim Marsinkus
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Cashews Will Be Eaten
- Beautiful Dreamer (aka Gullywog)
- Coyote Corner
- Kublai Khan
- Closed on Mondays
- Kublai Corner
- Willit Hold?
- Where Janitors Dare
- Blue Jean Crack
- Lovey (aka Whale of a Time)
- Carmania
- Teddy
- The Caterpillar
- Through the Looking Glass
- Vajayjay
- Alligator Tears
- Bob's Peace Prize
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Slots A Fun
- The Mormon Sleepover
- Student Body
- Wild Goose Chase
- Couldn't Wait
- Jack the Chimney
- Spot Craft
- The Melon Cracker
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Stop Trundling
- Odysseus' Shuffle
- Oversight
- Short But Sweet
- Storm Riders (aka The Answer)
- Half Track
- Ant Farm
- Pocket Veto
- More Funky Than Junky
- Smoke-a-Bowl
- Drop on By
- For Whom the Poodle Tolls
- Dangling Digit
- Drop Out
- The Humidor
- Rick's Solo
- Boo Boo Pumps You Up
- Worthy of It
- Too Obvious
- Jelly Fish
- Hat Trick
- Moan, eh?
- The Lone Ranger
- Tasgrainian Devil
- Matt Gay
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- In And Out
- Infectious Smile
- Gem Nabors
- Fire Glove, The
- Looney Tunes
- North Face of The Eiger
- Dike Up-Route
- C-Section
- Wide Ride
- Beak Crack
- Beam Aboard
- Female Mud Massacre
- Hobo Chang Ba
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Unknown
- I Taught I Saw A Puddy Cat
- Jojoba Crack
- Desert Senna
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Hammer and Chain
- Clamming at the Beach
- I Blew My Hole
- Bubbalicious
- Bean Oil
- The Power of Now
- Night Gallery
- Dos Peros Negros
- Fingertip Traverse Of Josh
- Rick Rockwell
- Mother's Little Helper
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Unknown Crack Left
- Unknown Crack Right
- Cosmosis
- Seriously Shady
- Drano
- Edchada
- Atreyu
- Herman
- Fissure Of Fish
- Weird Wall Right
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Spacely Sprockets
- Steamboat Willie
- Gesslerburg
- Handygland
- Up and Right, Love
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Wayne's World
- Frostline
- Headstone Crack Right
- Traditional Crack
- Dandelion
- Soma
- Pinched Rib
- Sanctify Yourself
- The Dungeon
- Misha's Madness
- I-Go-Go-E
- Mike Fink
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Marcos
- Jody's Acoustic Crack
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Skull Poke
- Robocop
- Save the Ales
- Space Odyssey
- Unknown Crack Center
- Chosen Family
- Bush Eviction
- Toxic Avenger
- Miles Away From Ordinary
- Anniversary Special
- Chestwig
- Screw the Pooch
- Roofing Company
- Phil E. Pino
- Woody's Variation
- Silent But Deadly
- Knockout
- Moosecat
- Indian Wars
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Treadmark Left
- Grab My Sac For A Toy
- Buddy Holly
- Pitch Black
- The Beating Heart
- Welfare Mothers, Drugs, and Speed
- General Hospital
- Power Back
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Fissure King
- Hibiscus Shuffle
- My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow
- Moubit
- Tumor Circus
- Gnatty Dread
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- Steppin Out
- [Redacted]
- Spy Eye
- Rain of Terror
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Restoration & Repair (R&R)
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Letdown, The
- Large and In Charge
- My First First
- Blitzo Crack
- Buck
- Little Big Man
- Quite Reasonable
- The Allen Steck Memorial Route
- Blame It On Cain
- Excuuuse Me
- Riders On The Storm
- E. B. Bon Homme
- Friendly Fists
- Meister Brau Connoseuer
- Mike Hunt
- Toto's Canine Hot Lunch
- Trowel and Error
- Hand Lotion
- From Tuolumne with Love
- White Room
- Winnin' Time
- Funkadelic
- Parliament
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Unknown (Peyote) Chimney
- Organize A Paper Drive
- Caramel Crunch
- Quivering Lips
- Gaucho Marx
- Charlton Heston is My President
- Wanna Bong
- No-Name Crack
- Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Crack B
- Primal Flake
- Finger Locks or Cedar Box
- Volvo Station Wagon
- Junior Well's
- Bobcat
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Hello Kitty
- Nine Lives
- Mr. Bunny Vs. Six Unknown Agents
- Background Noise
- Mr. T
- Glad Hander
- Zircon
- The Druids
- My Favorite Martian
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- DMB, The
- Clean Crack
- Flaming Doobries
- Undercling Bypass
- Groover McTuber
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Jamburger
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Sinagar
- The Critic
- Chicken Bones
- Kills Per Minute
- Desperado
- Edam vs Gouda
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Lazy Maritimer
- Cockpit
- Return of the Mimmster
- I Love Snakes
- Sunset Strip
- Cottage Cheese
- Overlooked
- Soul Research
- Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enters Here
- Ghost Dancing
- Sheet Bends
- Oh Shit, It's My Dog
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished
- Half Time
- Hand In My Pocket
- Unsent
- Buddy Rocks
- Santa's Magic Lap
- Treadmark Right
- Leap of Faith
- Biological Clock
- Hesitation Blues
- Euthenics
- MZM (Maria Zink Memorial)
- Cuban Sandwich
- Barn Door, Right
- Little Caesar
- Groveling Gringos
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Tapeworm Traverse
- Odds And Sods
- Baby Tool
- Broke Back Burke
- Bumpus Hell
- Mucus Lover
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Wet Bones
- English Opening
- We are all Pawns
- Sharon Stone
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- Prozac Crack
- A Bridge Too Far
- Thin Is In
- Walt's Solo
- Love Goat, The
- Ballbearings Under Foot
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Death of a Decade
- Ten Years After
- Gumby Poindexter
- South End of a Northbound Poodle
- Paranetium
- Shirley MacLaine Meets Edlinger
- Midnight Dreamer
- Tooth Beaver
- The Nymph's Voice
- Unrequited Love
- RT60
- Sabine Equation
- White Noise
- Bakersfield
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Bearded Oyster
- Mummy Dearest
- Practice Crack #1
- Practice Crack #4
- Jo Mama
- Wailing Sax
- Return of the Blob
- Safety in Solitude
- Swagger
- The Hit
- Perspicacity
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- Gang Grain
- Whole Grain Goodness
- Youth groups need to climb too
- Alpentine
- Boot Failure
- Little Brown Eye
- Midweek Crisis
- The Castrum
- Cloth Ears
- Step 'n Out
- Herd Instinct
- Dorothy Goes To Jail
- In Memory of Elizabeth Tortoise
- The Cracken
- Old is a Three Letter Word
- Thin Spin
- Used Gear Salesman
- Dig the well, Build The Cabin
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- South Swell
- City H
- Ash Gordon
- Mighty Mouse
- Minor Detour
- Team Scumbag
- False Prophet
- Eat Berthas Muscles
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
- Big Brother
- Bin Laden's Cave
- Buckets to Burbank
- La Bella Katchina
- Key to the Kingdom
- Monkey Gone to Heaven
- Music Box
- Jedi Mimmster
- Broken Bits
- Fat Freddie's Escape
- Elroy Was Here
- Dirty Surprise
- Junkshow Express
- Hand Wobler Delight
- Custer's Last Stand
- Axe of Dog
- Bad Brains
- Range Wars
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Cole-Evans
- Don't Quit Stitching
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Wildkirchli
- Becky's Buttress
- Alfalfa
- Quaking Oats
- From Here To Infirmary
- I'm a local
- Blood on the Tracks
- Neptune
- Major Creative Effort
- It's Good To Be King
- Wounded Knee
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- Just Another New Wave Route
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Mata Hari
- The Gropinator
- Hog Trough
- Blues for the Red Sun
- Absolutely Slabulous
- Carlos
- Preggers Can't Be Boozers
- Square Headache
- Kill Them All and Let God Sort Them Out
- Bucket Bronco
- Through the Looking Glass
- Idiot Wind
- One For The Road
- Outward Bound Slab Route
- Tres Fun
- Finger in a Blender
- Snaggletooth
- Monster Magnet
- Meter Maid
- Death March
- Sunny Delight
- Open Container
- A Trip to the Tip
- Small World
- Where Brownies Dare
- Ben Scabbyface
- Satchmo, The
- Randy
- Ape Man Hop
- Anthrax
- 1B1RP
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- Poetry In Motion
- Right Double Feature Crack
- Rehab
- Overpass
- Murmur Has It
- Ticket To Nowhere
- Sabina
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Go Gane
- The Matisse Falcon
- Megalosaurus
- Swing Shift
- Jack Grit
- Swatchbuckler
- Acupuncture
- Like it or Lump it
- Mutterers
- Okja Found
- Raunchy Bung
- Stimpy
- Right S Crack
- Spirit Of The Dead
- Progressive Lizard
- The Rubber Room
- Arturo's Arete
- Other Voices
- Beef and Bean
- Super Cheap
- Left Crack
- Don's Crack
- Silver Surfer
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Lost My Shirt
- Sole Food
- Urban Redevelopment
- Indecision 2000
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- 3 Ring Circus
- Lion Tamer
- Fatal Flaw
- Thomas Crapper
- Spiderbaby
- West Face
- Mother Trucker
- Double Crux
- South Face Route
- So close but yet so Yeti
- Agoraphobia
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Unknown 1979
- Have a Ball
- Krystal Ball
- Testicle Festival
- Precious Jewell
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Col. Flagg
- Ice Cream for Crow
- Life In The Fat Lane
- Tragic Kingdom
- Caterpillar
- Esplanade Bike Trail
- Pluton Splendor
- Squirty
- Snow White's Scary Adventures
- Lung Butter
- Wetmore
- That's Powell Not Rowell
- Rei Momo
- Pleasure Principle
- Planetary Motion
- Overheard
- Pretty Gritty
- Boulder Crack
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Who Cut The Cheese?
- Golden Years
- Man's Best Friend
- Rock Wren
- Ditch Witch
- Mind over Splatter
- Choshawk (aka Rotten Worthless Route)
- Space Walk
- Suspect Rock
- American Express
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Charing Cross Hospital
- Downpour
- Tick Attack
- Live From Tasmania
- Lurleen Quits
- Dr. Corby's Discovery
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- Three Broken Threads
- Nuke the Whales
- We'll Get Them Little Pricks (aka Cunning Linquist)
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Prime Cut
- It's Cracked Up To Be
- Not A Hogan
- King Tubby
- Walking the Dog
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Desert Queen
- End Of The Line
- Eat Beluga
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Fuzzy Energy
- The Snake
- Tia
- Tia's Delight
- The Card Sharp
- Comp
- Pair of Jacks
- The Turn
- Rich Bitch
- Zebra Dihedral
- Bank Note Blues
- Toto Meets the Bighorn
- Fun with a Gun
- Short Crack
- Trundle Cracks
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Oddjob
- Excitable Boy
- Psycho Groove
- Poon
- Left S-Crack
- Sparky
- War Crimes
- Big Gulp
- Corn Dog
- Math
- Capital Gains
- Calgary Stampede
- Puss Boy
- Super Key
- AC/DC
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Breaking Point
- Short but Potent
- Old Hornington
- Hard Science
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Enter the Dragon
- Pinnacle Stand
- Span-nish Fly
- Mouthful of Gank
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Walker Spur
- Sgt. Saturn
- Hands Away
- Hope and Glory
- Yaborrhea
- Just Another Roadside Attraction
- Stains of the Stars
- Calling All Swidgets
- Walrus-Like and Wimpy
- Meth Mart
- Crack 63
- Gypsy
- Librarian Lust
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- Gropler Zorn
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- 976
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- A Farewell to Poodles
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- Scrabble Marathons
- Cricket
- Harder They Fall, The
- Third World
- Jamming for Juliana
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Beer Belly Blues
- Half A Route
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Atomic Wedgie
- Warm Beer
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- Fuzz Bumper
- The River
- Filthy Rich
- Leachy Nuts
- Hatfield Arete
- Jughead
- Pepasan
- Raging Intensity
- The Sound of One Shoe Tapping
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Hot Tub of Death
- Hot Tubs From Hell
- Season Opener
- Blue Nubian
- The Gymbag
- Chick Hern
- Ride a Wild Bago
- Czech Crack
- Waltz for Debby
- Eraserhead
- Up and Down
- Route Canal
- Sunday Afternoon
- Harry Rag
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Copulator
- Reach Around Cop
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- Labyrinth
- Red Crack, The
- Autopia
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- Ren
- Weasels on Drugs Climbed up my Bunghole (aka Richard Gere Crack)
- You Missed
- The Accidental Purist
- Darva
- Phineas P. Phart
- The Orc
- Dodo's Delight
- Secret Treaties
- Rhino Bucket
- Channel Surfer
- Big Boy
- Bunking Bronkos
- Sendero Luminoso
- Dangers of Conformity
- Route 1202
- Rites of Spring
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Metabolic Frolic
- Flustered
- Fusion Punk
- Decepticon
- Glow in the Dark
- Hunky Dory
- Eff Eight
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Lookout Crack
- The Three Musketeers
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Sugar Daddy
- Vulgar Boot Men
- Into The Black
- Dance without Sleeping
- Peabody's Peril
- Power Shopping
- Wuthering Heights
- Schwee
- Daredevil
- Monkey Business
- Mother of All Poodles
- Thin Air
- All-reet Arete
- Skoal
- Ooby Dooby
- SW Face
- Frontal Logranity
- Uncertainty Principle
- Snow Falls
- Garden Angel
- My Senior Project
- Perhaps
- Banquet
- Psychocandy
- Chicken Mechanics
- Leaden the Rock
- Cactus Dog
- White Line Fever
- Wilted Flower Children
- Military Industrial Complex
- False Rat Ledge
- Treasure Island
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Riff Raff Roof
- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
- High Plains Drifter
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Dental Hygiene
- Garden Path
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- More Hustle Than Muscle
- Flat Tire
- Anty Matter
- Blizzard
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- Lurch
- Thumbs Up
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- Nolina Crack
- Any Body Can Bolt
- 3rd Class It
- She Is Helga, I Am Sven
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- Don Genaro Crack
- Margarita Crack
- Toe the Line
- Jump Start
- Mr. Michael goes to Washington
- Opus Dihedral
- Cosmic Debris
- Tres Equis
- Volga Boat Men
- Nicole Kidman
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Cranny
- Oh God, It's My Boss
- Cunning Route
- Awesome Betty
- Grain Death
- The Goat
- Rye Not
- We Dive At Dawn
- The Reverend
- Citizen Fish
- Handcuffs
- The Llama
- Waiting For The Sun
- Heartbreak Ridge
- War Games
- The Cryptologists
- Visual Nightmare
- Serf City
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Planet Y
- Butterfingers Make Me Horny
- Slanta Claus Center
- Serbian Stairway
- Sakreteligious
- Coming Up Short
- Bitter Brew
- Gash, The
- The Renter
- Lust We Forget
- Daze of Who
- Stood Up
- Dirty Dancing
- Learn Quick or Die
- On The Air
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Solo
- Thrash or Crash
- Little Old Lady
- What a Joke
- Trick of the Tail
- Pizza Pizza
- Mud Dog
- Genuine Cowhide
- Swiss Cheese
- Barn Dance
- Mrs. Magoo
- The Haberdashery
- Kickoff
- Mad Hatter, The
- Out Of The Wind
- Planetismal
- The Vacation Boge
- Legal Briefs
- Where's Baldo?
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Barn Door, Left
- Skeleton in My Closet
- Chicken Poop
- Solar Flare
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Stolen Christmas
- Slab Rats
- The Horse
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Psoriasis
- Perennial Favorite
- Exit Stage Right
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Dead Reckoning
- Stress Puppet
- Coyote In the Bushes
- X-Rated Tits
- Nature Walk
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Conservative Policies
- M & Ms Plain
- Casual
- Paper or Plastic?
- Panama Canal
- Bombay
- Calcutta
- Holden On
- Nolan Ryan
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Zinging in the Grain
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Tumbling Dice
- Snnfchtt
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- The Morning After
- Powdered Toast Man
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Steeped T
- Joan Jetson
- Pete's Handful
- Highstep
- Blue Nun
- Grumpy
- Jack of Hearts
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- Belly Flop
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Doke
- Doin' Life
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Morning Star
- Anointed Seagull
- Fists of Fury
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Generic Route
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Ninny's Revenge
- Bite Me
- Furthest Right S Crack
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Owatafooliam
- Made in the Shade
- Stardust Memories
- Bradley
- She Bop
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Party in the West
- Bad Water
- Footloose
- Spoodle
- Coyote Crack
- The Little Big Man
- Slot Machine
- Call of the West
- Mosaic
- Finger Food
- Crank Queenie
- Short Stop
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Start Trundling
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Flower Power
- Immaculate Conception
- Jelly Doughnut
- Think And Grow Rich
- Hang Ten
- Ironsides
- Grand Cayman
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Mommy Dearest
- Little Lieback
- Hollow Point
- Hot Knife
- Alto
- Underdog
- In The Pit
- R. A. F.
- Route 182
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- South Face Route (aka Owl)
- Little Evil
- Ice Climbing
- Reggie
- Chilkoot Sam
- Lucky Lady
- Michael
- Which Bitch
- Negasaurus
- Green Mansions
- Ass of Dog
- Leader's Fright
- Approach Pitch
- Are We Ourselves
- Nuts are for Men Without Balls
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Mush Puppies
- Fiendish Fists
- Poodle Jive
- Roman Pretzel
- Tofutti
- I Dress My Self
- Never Grow Up
- Spider's Web
- Momma Spider
- Groove Avoidance System
- Tuna and Cheese
- Alligator Lizard
- Take Two, They're Small
- Working Overtime
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Masochism
- Goldilocks
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- We Never Get the Girls
- The Dharma Bums
- W. A. C.
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Weathering Frights
- Jane Pauley
- Which Witch
- Two Our Surprise
- White Trash
- Go For Broke
- H.R. Hardman
- Blackheads
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Snail Away
- Heathcliff
- Raven's Reach
- Deviate
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Straight Flush
- Caligula
- Enforcer, The
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Heart Slab
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Do Rein Me
- Rat Ledge
- Fluff Boy
- Pfundt's Folly
- The Nose in a Day
- Bouncer
- Chile Willie
- Secondary Inspection
- Over The Hill
- The Donkey
- Bilbo
- An Eye to the West
- The Mad Men
- Cementary
- Tabby Litter
- Fortune Cookie
- Bonglett, The
- Holy Cross
- Rust in Peace
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- Siamese
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Hour of Power
- Fantasy of Light
- Fully Fledged
- The Chessboard
- The Block
- I Am Not A Crook
- Sand In My Shoes (aka Drill Dust)
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Bolivian Freeze Job
- Biscuit Eater
- Wise Crack
- Cornerstone, The
- Fender Bender
- Gomer Pile
- Boris The Spider
- Grain Surplus
- Thomson Roof
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Bryant Gumbel
- Celebrated Beast
- Kickin' Bach
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Hot Tub Honey
- Curbside
- Flake and Bake
- Right Lizard Crack
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Pony Express
- Ranger J.B.
- Right Peyote Crack
- Bloodymir
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Klettervergnugen
- Don't Touch That Flake
- M & M's Peanut
- Wallaby Crack
- Middle Peyote Crack
- Spider
- Square Root
- Limited Partnership
- Cherry Blossom
- Bleu Plate Especial
- True Grit
- Tender Flakes of Wrath