Other Routes in Top Secret Tower Rock Climbing
A 75-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- EBGB's
- Imaginary Voyage
- Firewater Chimney
- Field and Stream
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Anacram
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Too Secret to Find
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Icon
- No Self Confidence
- Quantum Jump
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Bearded Cabbage
- The Rattler
- Spiderman
- Such a Line
- Fisticuffs
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Party in the Desert
- Piggle Pugg
- Kamikaze Crack
- Natural Selection
- Right V Crack
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Dog Day Afternoon
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Boortemus
- Heaven Can Wait
- Dyno in the Dark
- Conniption
- Raked over the Coles
- Hobbit Roof
- Invisible Touch
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- No Self Respect
- Jerry Brown
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Forbidden Paradise
- Papa Woolsey
- Morning Thunder
- Left Banana Crack
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Balance Due
- Around the World
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Left Mel Crack
- Flare Play
- Leap Erickson
- Martin Quits
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Witch Hunt
- The Falcon
- The Shiv
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Semi Tough
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Bluewind
- Astropoodle
- Test Pilot
- Red Sonja
- Ladyfingers
- Shovling-Cole
- Kaweah Way
- Jungle Cruise
- Friendly Hands
- Gumshoe
- Invisible Touch
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Sexy Sadye
- Mother Board Breakdown
- The Hoosegow
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Let It Be
- Filet of Rock Shark
- More Frozen Food
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Chemical Warfare
- Heat-Moon
- Humerous
- Scare Way
- Fracture Dynamics
- Mighty Mouse
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Live and Let Die
- Right Mel Crack
- Fire or Retire
- Shady Grove
- Girdle Crossing
- Uppercut
- Belly Dancer
- Slimmer Pickins
- The Teabag
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Crossroads
- Spiritworld
- Orc Sighs
- Raving Skinhead
- Mother Lode
- Laeger Domain
- Touchy Feely
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Formic Acidhead
- Water Chute
- Fly Away
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Crack Addiction
- Unknown
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- The Wolf Man
- Aero Space
- Broken China
- Right Route
- Stitch in Time
- Spud Overhang
- The Viper
- Presence of Grace
- Offshoot
- Trembling Toto's
- Circle of Benevolence
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Rhythm & Blues
- Energy Crisis
- C.S. Special
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Top of the Pops
- Brutalicious
- Rat Boy
- Crack (route 2911)
- Frosted Flakes
- Compromised
- A First Time For Everything
- Tinker Toys
- How 'bout It?
- What's It To You
- Piranha
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- The Fifth Dimension
- unknown
- Monster Hole
- Magnetic Woose
- Studebaker Hawk
- Hole in the Wall
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Poodle Boy
- Mustang Ranch
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Trix
- No Perch is Necessary
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Mad Cow Disease
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Crazy Climber
- Diamonds are Forever
- RCA
- Elixir
- Irie Heights
- Otis
- One Pop, No Stop
- Hot Buttered Elves
- Skimpy Skampi
- Run from Your Wife
- Shibumi
- Under A Raging Moon
- The Last Resort
- Make or Break Flake
- Flared Bear
- High Anxiety
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Morticia
- Jody
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Lean on Me
- Pell Mel
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Buttered Chicken
- Holly Device
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Meteorite Crack
- Chinese Kayak
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Bourbon on Ice
- When You're Not A Jet
- Flaring Rhoid
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Stoned Iguana
- Man from Uncle
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Black Ice
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Ginger's Crack
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Child Proof
- Pyornkrachzark
- Mesopotamia
- Crash Course
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Swain-Buckey
- Hands Up
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Granulator, The
- Squatter's Right
- Gordoba
- The Right Stuff
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Polytechnics
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Fractured Fissure
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Exiled in Sweden
- Asia Carrera
- Detachable Penis
- Cactus Cooler
- Udi
- Dora The Explorer
- Horn Dog
- Palm Pilot
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Claim Jumper
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- The Still
- Queen Crimson
- Buffalo Gun
- Jack in the Crack
- Out on a Limb
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Smear Tactics
- I Smell a Rat
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Point of No Return
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- Nightline
- Pile In The Sky
- Celine
- Ruby Slippers
- Nuptual Sac
- Lost Boys
- Foundation Crack
- The Bilderberg Conference
- The Golden One
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- The Bluff
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Muffin Bandits
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Wide World Of Sports
- Cactus Pricks
- Wannabe Route
- Left Beetle Crack
- Hyperventilation
- Nuclear Waste
- Nonprofit Crack
- Primal Scream
- The Grinch's Grin
- Fall from Grace
- Power to the People
- Minute Man
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Tails of Poodles
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- The Hourglass
- Black Pearl
- Just Drive, She Said
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Delusions
- I Had a Dream
- Broken Wing
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Bike Across America
- El Rey
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Nuclear Waste
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Bridge-It Bardot
- Fraud Squad
- Character Flaw
- Vermicious Knids
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wrap That Rascal
- Blues Traveler
- Orgasmatron, The
- Exiled
- No Guts, No Glory
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Ipecac
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Schlock Therapy
- Solar Oven
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Tourette's Syndrome
- The Lumberjack
- Tidbit
- Vote Often
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Let It All Hang Out
- Let's Get Physical
- The Da Vinci Code
- Scattered Remains
- Munchkinland
- My President Is Addicted To War
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Barnie Rubble
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Making Wind
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Winterlude
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- The Man on the Tor
- Muffin Head
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- Roam
- Burst the Bubble
- The Screaming Poodle
- Pain is an Emotion
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Unknown
- Lips Like Sugar
- Against the Grain
- Robert's Crack
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Pussy Galore
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- Leaving Las Vegas
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- The Foot Massage
- Uncle Fester
- Pop Rocks
- What's Hannen
- Halloweenis
- Chicken Coop
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Rogue Robots
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Molar Crack
- Planet Claire
- The Three Amigos
- The Landlord
- Elbow Room
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Hang and Swing
- Colocado Crack
- 211
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Crocostimpy
- Village Green
- Hawkward
- Question, The
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Roark
- Feeling Groovy
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- Avant Savant
- Avanti
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Turtle Days
- Slam Dance
- Blackheart
- Spider in the Drain
- Kokopelli
- Handsaw
- Control
- Punish the Mosquito
- Gordo Started It
- Power Drop
- Scrambled Legs
- Cherry Bomb
- Knob Cheese
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Legolas
- Bloody Tax Break
- The Gettysburger
- The Talking Fish
- Ceroots of the Gods
- The Shark Fin
- Grain of Truth
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Goolabunga
- Morongo Child
- The Oui Oui
- Cuatro Manos
- Church Bazaar
- Marital Sin
- Grandpa Gander
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Crescent Wrench
- Tribal Gambling
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Peace Pipe
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Unknown
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Micronesia
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Three Burner Stove
- Pit Bull Attack
- Standard Poodle Route
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Wait Until Dark
- No Place for a Puritan
- The Song Remains the Same
- Unfriendly Hands
- Soft Cell
- Mushroom Crack
- Not for Loan
- Quebec Nordics
- Jarhead Central
- 80 Proof Roof
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- A-Jill-Ity
- Burn Out
- Carnage
- Ceremony
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Barbara Bush
- The Key Crack
- Blinded Me With Science
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Good Grief
- The Most of It
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Jim Cruise
- Foreign Legion
- Mystic Teflon
- Gunks West
- Distant Episode
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Modern Jazz
- Pinyon Crack
- Geometry
- Buckets of Blort
- Moose Baby
- Bloody Knuckles
- Take a Seat
- Sound Asleep
- Napkin of Shame
- C Sharp Roof
- Born in a Barn
- Hellion of Troy
- Pullups to Pasadena
- That
- Catch A Falling Car
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Love and Rockets
- On the Nob
- The Bruiser
- Dimpled Chad
- The Reach Around
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- Just Stop It
- Possessed by Elvis
- Absolute Zero
- Bee Gees
- Time and A Half
- Blue Monday
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Skinwalker
- Trident
- Nestle's Crunch
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Tales of Powder
- Too Loose to Trek
- Left Lizard Crack
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Laura Scudders
- El Smear or Land