Other Routes in Top Secret Tower Rock Climbing
A 75-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Imaginary Voyage
- EBGB's
- Firewater Chimney
- Space Mountain
- Poodles are People Too
- Field and Stream
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Anacram
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Too Secret to Find
- Rollerball
- Icon
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Bearded Cabbage
- Quantum Jump
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Such a Line
- No Self Confidence
- Spiderman
- The Rattler
- Natural Selection
- Right V Crack
- Fisticuffs
- Party in the Desert
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Piggle Pugg
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Kamikaze Crack
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Invisible Touch
- Conniption
- Boortemus
- Dyno in the Dark
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Raked over the Coles
- Hobbit Roof
- Heaven Can Wait
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Papa Woolsey
- Around the World
- No Self Respect
- Forbidden Paradise
- Left Mel Crack
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Jerry Brown
- Morning Thunder
- Left Banana Crack
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Balance Due
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Martin Quits
- Semi Tough
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- The Falcon
- Flare Play
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Leap Erickson
- Red Sonja
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Ladyfingers
- Kaweah Way
- Witch Hunt
- The Shiv
- Shovling-Cole
- Astropoodle
- Test Pilot
- Bluewind
- Sexy Sadye
- Friendly Hands
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Humerous
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Fracture Dynamics
- Invisible Touch
- Mighty Mouse
- Let It Be
- Fire or Retire
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- The Hoosegow
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Uppercut
- Live and Let Die
- Gumshoe
- More Frozen Food
- Jungle Cruise
- Right Mel Crack
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Girdle Crossing
- Shady Grove
- Heat-Moon
- Scare Way
- Belly Dancer
- Chemical Warfare
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Piranha
- Compromised
- Offshoot
- Top of the Pops
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- The Teabag
- Rhythm & Blues
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- A First Time For Everything
- Slimmer Pickins
- Magnetic Woose
- Studebaker Hawk
- Spud Overhang
- C.S. Special
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Broken China
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Hole in the Wall
- Brutalicious
- The Viper
- Crossroads
- Crack (route 2911)
- The Fifth Dimension
- Water Chute
- Laeger Domain
- Touchy Feely
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Stitch in Time
- Orc Sighs
- Right Route
- Trembling Toto's
- Crack Addiction
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Fly Away
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Unknown
- How 'bout It?
- What's It To You
- unknown
- The Wolf Man
- Rat Boy
- Formic Acidhead
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Frosted Flakes
- Tinker Toys
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Energy Crisis
- Circle of Benevolence
- Presence of Grace
- Mother Lode
- Raving Skinhead
- Spiritworld
- Poodle Boy
- Monster Hole
- Aero Space
- Queen Crimson
- The Still
- Jack in the Crack
- Buffalo Gun
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Child Proof
- Ginger's Crack
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Stoned Iguana
- Mad Cow Disease
- Crazy Climber
- Run from Your Wife
- Lean on Me
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Dora The Explorer
- Hot Buttered Elves
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Morticia
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- The Last Resort
- Otis
- Buttered Chicken
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- High Anxiety
- Make or Break Flake
- Shibumi
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Out on a Limb
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Smear Tactics
- Hands Up
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Irie Heights
- Diamonds are Forever
- RCA
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Crash Course
- Black Ice
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- Granulator, The
- Squatter's Right
- Pell Mel
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Polytechnics
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Under A Raging Moon
- Pile In The Sky
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Fractured Fissure
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Exiled in Sweden
- Asia Carrera
- Detachable Penis
- Cactus Cooler
- Udi
- Horn Dog
- Palm Pilot
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Claim Jumper
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- When You're Not A Jet
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Chinese Kayak
- Meteorite Crack
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Trix
- Elixir
- Flaring Rhoid
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flared Bear
- No Perch is Necessary
- Bourbon on Ice
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Point of No Return
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- Nightline
- Celine
- Ruby Slippers
- Nuptual Sac
- Lost Boys
- Foundation Crack
- I Smell a Rat
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Man from Uncle
- Gordoba
- The Right Stuff
- Mustang Ranch
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Burst the Bubble
- Bike Across America
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- Colocado Crack
- The Man on the Tor
- Ipecac
- The Golden One
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- 211
- Solar Oven
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Let It All Hang Out
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Left Beetle Crack
- Broken Wing
- The Screaming Poodle
- Wannabe Route
- The Landlord
- Let's Get Physical
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Vote Often
- B-Movie
- Tails of Poodles
- Oral Sturgeon
- Tidbit
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Raise Your Right Hand
- The Lumberjack
- Smokestack Lightning
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Disappearing Act
- Vermicious Knids
- Wrap That Rascal
- Fraud Squad
- Delusions
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Podium of Indecision
- Pain is an Emotion
- Where Sheep Shit
- Right Beetle Crack
- Just Drive, She Said
- Hang and Swing
- Blues Traveler
- Character Flaw
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Schlock Therapy
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Elbow Room
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Making Wind
- My President Is Addicted To War
- Munchkinland
- Desperado
- Rogue Robots
- Planet Claire
- Barnie Rubble
- No Guts, No Glory
- Fur
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- The Hourglass
- Ground Ron
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Scattered Remains
- Feeding Frenzy
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- The Goldigger
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Feeling Groovy
- Pussy Galore
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- Wide World Of Sports
- First Eleven
- Cowabunga
- Avant Savant
- Avanti
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Two Stage
- Rhoid Warrior
- Tube Steak
- Wren's Nest
- Hurricane
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Roark
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Tourette's Syndrome
- The Gay Germans
- Exiled
- Roam
- Orgasmatron, The
- Robert's Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- Against the Grain
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Winterlude
- Lips Like Sugar
- Black Pearl
- Unknown
- Muffin Bandits
- Muffin Head
- Cactus Pricks
- Primal Scream
- Atari
- Fall from Grace
- Minute Man
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Nitwit
- The Bluff
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Stone Hinge
- Sen Blen
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Power to the People
- El Rey
- Chicken Coop
- Halloweenis
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- What's Hannen
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Pop Rocks
- The Grinch's Grin
- Crocostimpy
- Village Green
- Nonprofit Crack
- Uncle Fester
- Nuclear Waste
- The Foot Massage
- Hawkward
- Question, The
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Hyperventilation
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Bridge-It Bardot
- Chihuahua
- The Beltsander
- The Baconator
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Carnage
- The Shark Fin
- The Song Remains the Same
- Control
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Bloody Tax Break
- 80 Proof Roof
- Dry Lake
- A-Jill-Ity
- Church Bazaar
- Blinded Me With Science
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Good Grief
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Micronesia
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Jim Cruise
- Three Burner Stove
- Burning Man
- Blackheart
- Pit Bull Attack
- Burn Out
- Cherry Bomb
- Unfriendly Hands
- Mushroom Crack
- Ceremony
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Legolas
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Jarhead Central
- Foreign Legion
- The Oui Oui
- The Talking Fish
- Not for Loan
- Unknown
- Peace Pipe
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Tribal Gambling
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Cuatro Manos
- Turtle Days
- Crescent Wrench
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Power Drop
- Spider in the Drain
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Gordo Started It
- Scrambled Legs
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- The Gettysburger
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Goolabunga
- Kokopelli
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Slam Dance
- Marital Sin
- Morongo Child
- Soft Cell
- Handsaw
- No Place for a Puritan
- The Key Crack
- Wait Until Dark
- Grandpa Gander
- Barbara Bush
- Grain of Truth
- Standard Poodle Route
- Knob Cheese
- Quebec Nordics
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- The Most of It
- Catch A Falling Car
- Moose Baby
- Take a Seat
- Just Stop It
- Sound Asleep
- Pinyon Crack
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Bloody Knuckles
- Buckets of Blort
- C Sharp Roof
- On the Nob
- Geometry
- Napkin of Shame
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- That
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- The Reach Around
- Born in a Barn
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Modern Jazz
- Dimpled Chad
- Distant Episode
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Mystic Teflon
- Love and Rockets
- Fitzroy Was Here
- The Bruiser
- Gunks West
- Hellion of Troy
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Nestle's Crunch
- Possessed by Elvis
- Blue Monday
- Trident
- Bee Gees
- Time and A Half
- Absolute Zero
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Left Lizard Crack
- Too Loose to Trek
- Tales of Powder
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Laura Scudders
- El Smear or Land