Other Routes in Lower Animal World Rock Climbing
- Animation
- Free Willie
- Piles of Trials
- Days of Future Passed aka Our Future Has Passed
- Animal Riots Activist
- Threshold Of A Dream
- Cannabis Sportiva
- Automatic Choke
- Joint Venture
- Blockhead
- Beast Food Left
- Baby Dog
- Feeding The Beast (aka Beast Food)
- Beast Food Right
- Unfamiliar Strangers
- Familiar Strangers
- Lovely to See You
- Is It Ready Yet...Moe
- Cold Snap
- Dihedral
- Crack Corner
- Reversal Roof
- Geritol Generation
- Aardvark
- Lazy Day
- Melancholy Man
- Old Dihedral
- Tuesday Afternoon
- Nice To Be Here
- Laurel & Hardy Meet Abbott & Costello
- Triple Play
- Gull Whackers
We Don't Do Crack
1.8/4
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to We Don't Do Crack
- Rebuffat's Arete
- Touch 'N' Go
- Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Express P1 to Zip Code)
- Friday's Folly
- Emerald City
- V3
- The Unsaid
- Northwest Face
- Saturday's Folly
- E.L.100
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- Finger Crack
- Parental Guidance
- Mesca-Line
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Classic Finger Crack
- Good Cleavage
- Green Crack
- Minutia
- Bailey's Overhang
- Sister Morphine
- 5.9 trad
- Breakfast in Bed
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- The Flakes
- 5.7 trad
- Inception
- West Cracks
- Prism
- Mystery Tour
- Day Tripper
- Calypso Direct
- Pooky Proof
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Eat My Lichen
- Cro-Magnon Man
- Smooth Groove
- Sorenson Crack
- East Face
- Grand Theft Auto
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Mr. Natural
- Dihedral
- The Whistle Stop
- C'est La Morte
- 5.8 trad
- Beau!
- Prune Face
- In-between Crack
- Horizontal Beginnings
- Poor Judgment
- Post Walrus Plumage
- Ghetto Cruiser
- Minos Right
- East Face, Farthest Right
- Center Tap Corner
- Irish Goodbye
- Touch of Grey
- Plate Tectonics
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Route 66
- West Dihedral
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Donald Duck
- Quirkie
- Pipeline
- East Of Eden
- Long Walk Crack
- Blowing Raspberries
- Gomer Pyle
- Tailspin
- Any Way You Slice It
- Eyes to See
- Watts Left Over
- The Candle Stick
- A Brief History of Time
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Shape Shifters
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Krishna Orange
- Come Together
- Ganesha Corner
- Ms. Pac-Man
- Tigger Plus
- West Book/Slot
- Upclimb
- Crankin' stein
- Cerebrus
- Fear No Evil
- Little Murders
- Confinement Corner
- Left Crack
- The Gorgon
- South Ridge of South Pinnacle
- Asleep in the Parthenon
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- OK Corner
- Superguide
- Vague Jug Line
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Noggin
- Junk Mail
- Pluto
- Funeral March
- Sirens of Titan
- Hypothermia
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Solid State
- Northwest Corner
- Audiophile
- Idly I De-Ice
- 007
- Falcon's Fracture
- Cave Exit
- Pine Tree Pitch
- AC-DC
- Climbing Non-Sunse
- Sunset Arete (Variation of Wind Song Dihedral)
- Sage Advice
- Surprisingly Good Advice
- Unsolicited Advice
- Stay Focused
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- Born Again
- Sundial
- More Mellow
- Bear Peak, The Hard Way
- Hi Fi
- Everybody Has An Opinion
- Sylvia's Bush
- Dihedral
- Mellow
- Mountain Jam
- Bottlenecks
- West Face / Saddle Rock
- Right Crack
- In Focus
- Pictureman Crack/Lower Tangen Tower
- Chockstone Roof
- Crack
- Uncle Chip
- ATC
- January Playmate
- Stairway to Purgatory
- Missing an Epitaph
- Prelude to King Kong
- Signs Of Life
- One Move Wonder
- Right Leaning
- Skyline Arete
- Unnamed Bulbous Face
- V Dihedral
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Crack Love II
- Crack Love
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Truffle Shuffle
- Hypotenuse
- Armin Dillo
- We Ain't in Tennessee Anymore
- Creeping Obscurity
- Huey
- Continental Breakfast
- Last, But Not Least
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- South Face
- Cracked Shell
- Dogpatch
- Lime Line
- Wide Crack
- Saddle Up
- Remention
- Supremacy Girdle
- Pinnacle
- Northwest Passage
- Sugar Glider
- Familiar Strangers
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Fanning the Flame
- Reach for It
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- Jim Crack
- GV to VD
- Direct West Bench [formerly listed as variation]
- Green Corner
- First Unknown
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- North Face
- The Whimper of Our Discontent
- Candelaria's Crack
- L.A.T.E.
- Anoka Minnesota
- The Knack
- Lion's Den
- Cher's Liposuction Workout
- Galactic Warrior
- The Far Right
- Perry Meson
- Winner Winner
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- Knowoneness
- O'Neall Overhang
- North Wide Crack
- JAKS Crack
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- Upstairs
- Side Line
- Kid's Climb
- Raisin Bran
- Get Over Yourself
- Take the Power Back
- Shiny Toys
- Stepping Stones
- Turn to Stone
- Twisted Chopper
- Unity
- Toponas
- Diversion
- Heads or Tails?
- Uranus
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- The Trout Farm
- Cinders And Saints
- Watch the Birdy
- The Big Spit
- Slots of Fun
- Variation
- North Face
- E-Z Action
- Insane
- Milk and Honey
- Petite Giraffe
- Shatek's Ramp-age
- The Beat Down
- Blank Sheets
- Get Down On It
- Back to Basics
- The BFE Dihedral
- Final Address
- West Door
- Fuzzy Crack
- Two Move Groove
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Driven Like the Snow
- Right Arete
- Common Denominator
- Cow Patty Crack
- Dragon Direct
- East Face, Far Right
- Thus Us
- Without a Body
- Nobody's Home
- Quick Hit
- Dancing Hippos
- Climber in the Buff
- Saturday Treat
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- Sun Spot
- NW Arete
- Release the Kraken
- Five Eight Crack
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Mithril
- Lost Dentures
- Denver Nugget
- Independent
- Dewey
- Let it Roll
- Hooker
- Tiers
- Cough it Up
- Join The Party
- A Cheval
- Resurrection
- Night Stalker
- West Crack
- Not So Obscure
- One In The Chamber
- Shunyata
- Mike's Short Route
- Tracer
- Twilight Variation
- The Yellow Traverse
- Of Mice and Men
- Variety
- Rubberneck Crack
- Where's Vaino?
- Fiona's Route
- Left Side
- Ahab
- Dihedral Two
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Identity Theft
- Pool of Blood
- Tales of Ulysses
- Lady Fingers
- NW Corner / Square Rock
- Coffee Break with Joe
- Chaucer
- Straight Out of Compton
- Indistinction
- Brother Jug
- Let it Vee
- Californication
- Vanadium
- Theen Crack
- Clean Sweep
- Munchkin Roof
- Au Natural
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Leg of Ilg
- Vertical Smile
- Killing in the Name
- Shadow
- You'll Poke Your Eye Out
- Cracks are for Kids
- Kundalini Express
- Pumpkin Corner
- Plankton Stew
- Crack Corner
- Escergot
- Hand Crack
- North Crack
- Two-Tone Dihedral
- Hands Off
- Fickle Finger of Eight
- Scarecrow
- Old Dihedral
- Gumbo
- Dandi-Line
- The G.Y. Dihedral
- Woody's Landlord
- The Right Way
- Earnest Stemmingway
- Circadian Rhythms
- Sour Cream
- Lunar Lander
- Lower Triagonal
- David Schwimmer
- It's All Been Dung
- Amazonite
- Joe Pontiac
- Pool Skimmer
- Right Crack
- Most of the Time
- Dominatrix
- Gaiters
- Abandonment
- Left-angling Crack
- Olympic Swimmer
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Dihedral Two
- Yoni
- Weeds
- Arcane Saw
- Twilight
- Boy's World
- Prayer Wheel
- Cave Pitch
- Schizophrenia
- Bent Faith
- Next to Nearly
- Drug Abuse
- Gull Whackers
- River Of Darkness
- S&M
- Srinagar
- Side Dish
- Unnamed (submitted as Doc's Route)
- Buddhist Pest
- Voodoo