Other Routes in Island Rock Rock Climbing
Cracks are for Kids
1.9/4
A 80-foot long Trad route rated 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
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- Touch 'N' Go
- Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Express P1 to Zip Code)
- Friday's Folly
- Emerald City
- V3
- The Unsaid
- Northwest Face
- Saturday's Folly
- E.L.100
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- Finger Crack
- Parental Guidance
- Mesca-Line
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Good Cleavage
- Classic Finger Crack
- Green Crack
- Minutia
- Bailey's Overhang
- 5.9 trad
- Sister Morphine
- Breakfast in Bed
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- The Flakes
- West Cracks
- Inception
- Calypso Direct
- Pooky Proof
- 5.7 trad
- Day Tripper
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Prism
- Mystery Tour
- Dihedral
- East Face
- Cro-Magnon Man
- Mr. Natural
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Smooth Groove
- 5.8 trad
- Sorenson Crack
- Eat My Lichen
- Beau!
- In-between Crack
- C'est La Morte
- Horizontal Beginnings
- Prune Face
- The Whistle Stop
- Minos Right
- Ghetto Cruiser
- Post Walrus Plumage
- Poor Judgment
- Grand Theft Auto
- Route 66
- West Dihedral
- East Face, Farthest Right
- Donald Duck
- Plate Tectonics
- The Candle Stick
- A Brief History of Time
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Shape Shifters
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- OK Corner
- Superguide
- Quirkie
- Crankin' stein
- Ms. Pac-Man
- Pipeline
- Asleep in the Parthenon
- East Of Eden
- South Ridge of South Pinnacle
- The Gorgon
- Left Crack
- Long Walk Crack
- Blowing Raspberries
- Gomer Pyle
- Tailspin
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Confinement Corner
- Little Murders
- Fear No Evil
- Cerebrus
- Any Way You Slice It
- Eyes to See
- Watts Left Over
- Upclimb
- West Book/Slot
- Tigger Plus
- Center Tap Corner
- Irish Goodbye
- Touch of Grey
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Krishna Orange
- Come Together
- Ganesha Corner
- Unsolicited Advice
- Funeral March
- Idly I De-Ice
- Audiophile
- Northwest Corner
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Solid State
- Hypothermia
- Sirens of Titan
- Surprisingly Good Advice
- Sage Advice
- Sunset Arete (Variation of Wind Song Dihedral)
- Climbing Non-Sunse
- AC-DC
- Vague Jug Line
- Pine Tree Pitch
- Cave Exit
- Falcon's Fracture
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Noggin
- 007
- Junk Mail
- Pluto
- Born Again
- Sundial
- Bottlenecks
- Sylvia's Bush
- Mountain Jam
- Hi Fi
- Right Crack
- Mellow
- West Face / Saddle Rock
- In Focus
- Pictureman Crack/Lower Tangen Tower
- Stay Focused
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- More Mellow
- Dihedral
- Bear Peak, The Hard Way
- Chockstone Roof
- Everybody Has An Opinion
- Continental Breakfast
- Hypotenuse
- Last, But Not Least
- Northwest Passage
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- One Move Wonder
- January Playmate
- Uncle Chip
- ATC
- Signs Of Life
- Prelude to King Kong
- Winner Winner
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Wide Crack
- V Dihedral
- The Knack
- Truffle Shuffle
- Crack
- Unnamed Bulbous Face
- Skyline Arete
- Right Leaning
- Missing an Epitaph
- Stairway to Purgatory
- Knowoneness
- Galactic Warrior
- Direct West Bench [formerly listed as variation]
- JAKS Crack
- Huey
- Dogpatch
- L.A.T.E.
- Anoka Minnesota
- Sugar Glider
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Lion's Den
- Perry Meson
- Supremacy Girdle
- Creeping Obscurity
- South Face
- Remention
- Jim Crack
- We Ain't in Tennessee Anymore
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- Fanning the Flame
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Crack Love II
- North Wide Crack
- Familiar Strangers
- First Unknown
- The Whimper of Our Discontent
- Saddle Up
- The Far Right
- Pinnacle
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Cracked Shell
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- Armin Dillo
- O'Neall Overhang
- Reach for It
- Green Corner
- Cher's Liposuction Workout
- Crack Love
- Candelaria's Crack
- Lime Line
- GV to VD
- North Face
- The Trout Farm
- E-Z Action
- North Face
- The Big Spit
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- Twisted Chopper
- Get Over Yourself
- Stepping Stones
- Heads or Tails?
- Kid's Climb
- Upstairs
- Cinders And Saints
- Slots of Fun
- Uranus
- Raisin Bran
- Side Line
- Variation
- Watch the Birdy
- Toponas
- Turn to Stone
- Common Denominator
- Thus Us
- Dragon Direct
- Saturday Treat
- The Beat Down
- Get Down On It
- Back to Basics
- The BFE Dihedral
- Insane
- Shatek's Ramp-age
- West Door
- Quick Hit
- Sun Spot
- Dancing Hippos
- Petite Giraffe
- Final Address
- Milk and Honey
- Blank Sheets
- Cow Patty Crack
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- NW Arete
- Two Move Groove
- Driven Like the Snow
- Right Arete
- Without a Body
- Fuzzy Crack
- Climber in the Buff
- Nobody's Home
- Unity
- Diversion
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Take the Power Back
- Shiny Toys
- East Face, Far Right
- Dewey
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Five Eight Crack
- Independent
- Shunyata
- One In The Chamber
- Not So Obscure
- Denver Nugget
- Lost Dentures
- Hooker
- Let it Roll
- Mithril
- Where's Vaino?
- The Yellow Traverse
- Twilight Variation
- A Cheval
- Of Mice and Men
- Resurrection
- Join The Party
- Variety
- Dihedral Two
- Night Stalker
- Ahab
- West Crack
- Fiona's Route
- Left Side
- Rubberneck Crack
- Tracer
- Mike's Short Route
- Release the Kraken
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Cough it Up
- Pool of Blood
- Tales of Ulysses
- Identity Theft
- Tiers
- NW Corner / Square Rock
- Chaucer
- Coffee Break with Joe
- Lady Fingers
- Munchkin Roof
- Au Natural
- Straight Out of Compton
- Killing in the Name
- Indistinction
- North Crack
- Vanadium
- Brother Jug
- Theen Crack
- Let it Vee
- Clean Sweep
- Plankton Stew
- You'll Poke Your Eye Out
- Kundalini Express
- Californication
- Hand Crack
- Vertical Smile
- Shadow
- Escergot
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Pumpkin Corner
- Leg of Ilg
- Crack Corner
- Gumbo
- Old Dihedral
- Earnest Stemmingway
- Dandi-Line
- The G.Y. Dihedral
- We Don't Do Crack
- Two-Tone Dihedral
- Scarecrow
- David Schwimmer
- The Right Way
- Hands Off
- Circadian Rhythms
- Pool Skimmer
- Dominatrix
- Fickle Finger of Eight
- Woody's Landlord
- Most of the Time
- Joe Pontiac
- Lunar Lander
- Sour Cream
- Lower Triagonal
- Amazonite
- Right Crack
- It's All Been Dung
- Left-angling Crack
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Boy's World
- Arcane Saw
- Twilight
- Prayer Wheel
- Yoni
- Weeds
- Olympic Swimmer
- Dihedral Two
- Cave Pitch
- Abandonment
- Gaiters
- Bent Faith
- Schizophrenia
- Next to Nearly
- Drug Abuse
- Gull Whackers
- River Of Darkness
- S&M
- Srinagar
- Unnamed (submitted as Doc's Route)
- Buddhist Pest
- Side Dish
- Voodoo