Other Routes in Third Flatiron Rock Climbing
- East Face (Standard)
- East Face Left
- Friday's Folly
- Waiting For Columbus
- Winky Woo
- Direct West Face a/k/a Western Skyline
- College Drop Out aka East Face North Side
- Saturday's Folly
- Extra Point
- Third World Zone
- Feathers and Stone
- Northwest Passage
- Pile In the Sky
- Third Kingdom/Papillion
- Shoyu State
- Pentaprance
- West Face [3rd Flatrion]
- Panda Rigolo
- Exit Through The Gift Shop
- Holier than Thou
- Rite Of Spring
- Super Woo
- Inner Sanctum
- Funny Games
- Sayonara
- Thin Crack
- Falcon's Fracture
- South Chimney
- More Mellow
- Unnamed (formerly entered as Problem Child)
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- Dog's Head Cutoff
- Blazing Biners
- Southwest Chimney
- Wrongs of Fall
- Ph.D. Roof
- West Door
- Friday's Folly Direct
- Greenman's Crack
- 1911 Gully
A 190-foot long Trad route rated 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a (R)
Almost certainly slab features
Probably chimney features
Almost certainly overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Flailure (Is Not an Option)
- Darkness 'til Dawn
- Xanadu
- Hand Crack (aka White Lightning)
- Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Express P1 to Zip Code)
- Touch 'N' Go
- Deviant
- Emerald City
- West Face
- West Crack
- A Shadow Sickness
- Saturday's Folly
- The Unsaid
- Finger Crack
- Morning Thunder
- Five-Ten Crack
- Italian Arete
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- By Gully
- Good Cleavage
- Curving Crack
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Tough Situation
- Classic Finger Crack
- Green Crack
- Cozyhang 10a Variation
- Bolting for Glory
- Gorilla's Delight
- 5.9 trad
- Sister Morphine
- 5.10a trad
- Day Tripper
- Respect
- Skunk Crack
- West Cracks
- Tough Rising Finger
- The Flakes
- T2 Direct Finish
- Calypso Direct Start
- Mystery Tour
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Prism
- Daydreaming
- Right Escape
- Unknown Dihedral
- Maximum Security
- Waiting Room
- The Emperor's New Shoes
- Grand Theft Auto
- Dreams Of Darkness
- Mr. Natural
- In-between Crack
- Super Woo
- Ship of Fools
- Spread Your Wings
- The Superlink
- Party Of One
- I Can't Copeland
- Bridge-it Bardot (aka Hat Trick)
- Poor Judgment
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- The Flaw
- The Whistle Stop
- Faith and Resurrection
- Grand Giraffe Slot Variation
- Wings Of Steel
- Out to Lunge ... with Dessert
- Strawberry Shortcut
- Babu
- C'est La Morte
- Semi-Wild
- Evening Stroll
- Nighthawk
- Othello
- Plate Tectonics
- Welcome to Eldo
- Electroshock
- Wind Beneath the Devil's Wings
- Perfect Hand Crack
- Zorra
- Kill All Bad Brown Dogs
- Hyperpolysyllabic
- The Fever
- Stigmata
- Molehill Direct
- Mountains Out of Molehills
- Baby Sitter
- Ride On
- Pasta Man
- A Brief History of Time
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- Kid's Line
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Kangaroo Tail
- Left Crack
- Shape Shifters
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- The Cage
- Jam Left
- Route 66
- Cozyhang Out
- A Side of Fries
- Hurley Direct
- Scrundle Corner
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Little Murders
- Cerebrus
- Crankin' stein
- Minnesota Fats
- Charon's Boat
- Krishna Orange
- Come Together
- Dihedral
- Ganesha Corner
- Kartikeya
- White Stallion
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Chromium Shore
- Treetop Landing
- Pipeline
- Long Walk Crack
- Blowing Raspberries
- Foxy Lady
- Tailspin
- Party On
- Sugar Crack
- Crack of Desperation
- Jimmy G.
- Any Way You Slice It
- Watts Left Over
- Serrated Jam Crack
- Dreams Of Light
- Buffoonery
- Bolted Route #5
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Unknown
- Give Me a Squeeze
- The "S" Buttress
- Stone Soup
- Ms. Pac-Man
- The Velvet Arete aka Premonition
- Waking Sleep
- Alternate Erikson Start (Roof Wall)
- Burning Chrome
- Razors to Rubble
- Junk Mail
- Pluto
- Quick Silver
- Think Quickly
- The Detour
- Funeral March
- X
- Born Under Punches
- Fade To Black
- Sirens of Titan
- Chives
- Hypothermia
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Futile Laments
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- West Side Bulge
- OK Corner
- Carrot Flake
- Superguide
- Jennifer's Crack
- Just Another Pitch
- Some Advice Is Hard to Follow
- Idly I De-Ice
- Northwest Corner
- Pine Tree Pitch
- White Stallion, The
- Better Offer
- AC-DC
- Fine Line
- Good Advice You Just Didn't Take
- Sage Advice
- Inner Sanctum
- More Mellow
- In Focus
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Stay Focused
- Eat Left
- Signs Of Life
- Right Leaning
- Skyline Arete
- Mind Shaft Crack Middle
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Truffle Shuffle
- Devil's Dream
- Hypotenuse
- Bonsai
- Continental Breakfast
- River of Deceit
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- Diamond In The Rough
- January Playmate
- Not Ready (For Prime Time)
- Stop!
- Tekneek?
- Knowoneness
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Candelaria's Crack
- Zolar Czakl
- Missing an Epitaph
- Lest You Be Judged
- Ah Maw
- Flaked Out
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- The Early Riser
- Walk the Talk
- Variation to Third Pitch of Yellow Spur
- The Inset
- Seams Beyond Variation
- The Farmer's Wife
- Arm in Trouble
- Byway
- Erickson's Finish
- No, Do it My Way
- Rastaman Roof
- Green Corner
- I Want My Mummy
- Direct Start to South Face
- An Arm and a Leg
- Crack Love
- Crack Love II
- Crack Love III
- Prelude to King Kong
- L.A.T.E.
- Maverick
- Noodle Salad
- Jim Crack
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- Shallow Jam
- Scorcher
- O'Neall Overhang
- The Verdict
- Black Widow Recess
- Cracked Shell
- Pinnacle
- Unknown Crack
- Superdeath
- Reach for It
- Who's Holding
- Bottlenecks
- Windlass or 'The Tail'
- North Face
- The Great Race
- GV to VD
- The Far Right
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Rock Lobster
- Don't Peel
- Supremacy Girdle
- Winner Winner
- Off the Wall
- Crack Variation
- Wired
- Apprehension
- Throwing the Baby Out With the Bath
- Lucid Dream
- Skid Row
- Hesitantly Decisive
- B-52
- Sub Slab
- Tiny Line
- Lion's Den
- Free the Ostriches
- Werner Brothers' Roof
- Haywire
- Nala
- The Black Crack
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Spoof Roof
- Chock Suey
- Dialysis Bag
- Jeep
- Twisted Chopper
- Whisper and Shout
- Quick Hit
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- Liquid Therapy
- The Big Spit
- E-Z Action
- Ground Control
- Almond Joy
- Petite Giraffe
- Heddie La Rue
- Treetop Flyer
- Seemingly Innocent
- Five Fang Overhang
- Crack Up
- Mirage
- Heads or Tails?
- Whatever
- Sourpuss
- The Bat
- Unity
- Kid's Climb
- Consolation Prize
- Thirteen Words for Choss.
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Jam Con
- Nobody's Home
- Thus Us
- Pasta Salad
- Left Out
- Dragon Direct
- Raisin Bran
- Bidoigt
- Fistful of Diamonds
- Climber in the Buff
- Watch the Birdy
- Whymper
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- Rogue's Arete
- Mountain Rose
- Geezer Squeezer
- Cow Patty Crack
- Common Denominator
- Ancient Sight
- Another Way
- Never Mind
- The Enemy Within
- Orifophobia
- Saturday Treat
- Shiny Toys
- Poundcakes
- Take the Power Back
- Faulty Logic
- A Moveable Flake
- The Yellow Traverse
- January Rush
- Beer Belly
- Hooker
- Wide I Do It?
- Ernest Extended Way
- Night Stalker
- Lost Dentures
- Wiggly Seam
- Mithril
- Slimmer
- War Drums
- Resurrection
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Erickson's Wide Crack
- Pork Chop
- Something Blue
- Dewey
- Pole Vault
- Eulogy
- Not So Obscure
- Where's Vaino?
- Wired
- Lease Agreement
- Pygmy Pony
- Ahab
- Beluga
- Ashley's Roof
- Pool of Blood
- Little John's Big Stick
- Something Obscure
- Poor Man's Wendego
- Rhadamanthus
- Rubberneck Crack
- Slime Monster
- Cold Turkey
- Join The Party
- Mike's Short Route
- Dihedral Two
- Trad kr33m
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Don't Ask
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Plankton Stew
- Clean Sweep
- Scraping By
- Pumpkin Corner
- Coniferous Types
- Dirty Corner (unknown)
- Theen Crack
- Justice Served
- Pigeon Crack
- Petite Arete
- Times Past
- Hard-Up
- Vanadium
- Ghost Ship
- Hand Crack
- The Dead Zone
- Emergency Brake
- Brother Jug
- Killing in the Name
- Isis
- David Schwimmer
- Curvilinear
- Earnest Stemmingway
- Scarecrow
- Lower Triagonal
- Tunnel of Love
- Circadian Rhythms
- Arcane Saw
- Gaiters
- Harvest Moon
- Crumbs
- Rhodochrosite
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Left-angling Crack
- Next to Nearly
- Triple Play
- Drug Abuse