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Futile Laments
2.3/4
A 170-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (PG13)
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Definitely overhang features
Almost certainly no crack features
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- V3
- Deviant
- West Crack
- Body Tremors
- Saturday's Folly
- Northwest Face
- The Unsaid
- A Shadow Sickness
- Finger Crack
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- By Gully
- Morning Thunder
- Five-Ten Crack
- Classic Finger Crack
- Tough Situation
- Green Crack
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Good Cleavage
- Minutia
- Curving Crack
- Bailey's Overhang
- 5.10a trad
- 5.9 trad
- Cozyhang 10a Variation
- Gorilla's Delight
- Breakfast in Bed
- Bolting for Glory
- Sister Morphine
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- Prism
- Daydreaming
- Reaper
- The Flakes
- Day Tripper
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Mystery Tour
- T2 Direct Finish
- Calypso Direct
- Calypso Direct Start
- West Cracks
- Skunk Crack
- Respect
- Spread Your Wings
- Poor Judgment
- 5.8 trad
- The Emperor's New Shoes
- Grand Theft Auto
- Unknown Dihedral
- Dreams Of Darkness
- Wings Of Steel
- Sorenson Crack
- The Whistle Stop
- Grand Giraffe Slot Variation
- C'est La Morte
- Out to Lunge ... with Dessert
- Minos Right
- Bridge-it Bardot (aka Hat Trick)
- Maximum Security
- I Can't Copeland
- Party Of One
- Faith and Resurrection
- Strawberry Shortcut
- Mr. Natural
- Ship of Fools
- In-between Crack
- Right Escape
- Eat My Lichen
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Babu
- The Superlink
- Waiting Room
- Fine Line
- Climbing Non-Sunse
- AC-DC
- Irish Goodbye
- Better Offer
- White Stallion, The
- Pine Tree Pitch
- Touch of Grey
- Baby Sitter
- Cave Exit
- Inner Sanctum
- Nighthawk
- Falcon's Fracture
- Hyperpolysyllabic
- Krishna Orange
- Tigger Plus
- Just Another Pitch
- Idly I De-Ice
- Northwest Corner
- Solid State
- Come Together
- Ganesha Corner
- Kartikeya
- A Side of Fries
- Stigmata
- Unsolicited Advice
- Ms. Pac-Man
- Electroshock
- Some Advice Is Hard to Follow
- Sage Advice
- Good Advice You Just Didn't Take
- Bolted Route #5
- The Velvet Arete aka Premonition
- Scrundle Corner
- Sunset Arete (Variation of Wind Song Dihedral)
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Tower Corner Exit
- The Gorgon
- Hurley Direct
- Othello
- West Dihedral
- Cozyhang Out
- Pipeline
- Pasta Man
- Seemed Like a Crack
- Left Crack
- Confinement Corner
- Superguide
- Carrot Flake
- OK Corner
- Long Walk Crack
- Blowing Raspberries
- Foxy Lady
- Zorra
- Little Murders
- West Side Bulge
- Fear No Evil
- Cerebrus
- Crankin' stein
- White Stallion
- Direct Start
- Wind Beneath the Devil's Wings
- Perfect Hand Crack
- Dreams Of Light
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- Serrated Jam Crack
- Minnesota Fats
- Watts Left Over
- Eyes to See
- Any Way You Slice It
- Jimmy G.
- Dihedral
- Mountains Out of Molehills
- Tailspin
- Route 66
- Molehill Direct
- Kill All Bad Brown Dogs
- Welcome to Eldo
- Party On
- Plate Tectonics
- Evening Stroll
- Sugar Crack
- Crack of Desperation
- Ride On
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Jam Left
- Treetop Landing
- Hypothermia
- Sirens of Titan
- Fade To Black
- Jessica's Route
- X
- Pluto
- Wrinkled Glass
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Give Me a Squeeze
- Unknown
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Funeral March
- The "S" Buttress
- A Brief History of Time
- Junk Mail
- Quick Silver
- Stone Soup
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Shape Shifters
- Chives
- Rock Lobster
- Mountain Jam
- Knowoneness
- Wide Crack
- JAKS Crack
- Don't Peel
- North Face
- Unknown Crack
- Hesitantly Decisive
- Sylvia's Bush
- Right-facing Dihedral
- The Inset
- Bottlenecks
- Who's Holding
- The Early Riser
- Sundial
- Variation to Third Pitch of Yellow Spur
- One Bubb Missed
- Familiar Strangers
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Candelaria's Crack
- Zolar Czakl
- Ah Maw
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- Wired
- Remention
- Tiny Line
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Fanning the Flame
- Maverick
- Noodle Salad
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- First Unknown
- Up the Downclimb
- Erickson's Finish
- No, Do it My Way
- Rastaman Roof
- Hi Fi
- Right Crack
- Green Corner
- L.A.S.T. aka Unknown Flakes
- Steppin' Out
- In Focus
- Stay Focused
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- More Mellow
- Bear Peak, The Hard Way
- Everybody Has An Opinion
- Born Again
- Crack Love
- Crack Love II
- Crack Love III
- North Wide Crack
- Black Widow Recess
- The Far Right
- The Verdict
- Scorcher
- Shallow Jam
- The Black Crack
- Flaked Out
- Lest You Be Judged
- Missing an Epitaph
- Devil's Dream
- Eat Left
- Prelude to King Kong
- Signs Of Life
- The Great Race
- Lion's Den
- Anoka Minnesota
- Free the Ostriches
- L.A.T.E.
- GV to VD
- One Move Wonder
- Right Leaning
- Skyline Arete
- Unnamed Bulbous Face
- Mind Shaft Crack Middle
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Truffle Shuffle
- Hypotenuse
- It's Just Rock Climbing
- Reach for It
- Pinnacle
- Cracked Shell
- O'Neall Overhang
- Nala
- Bonsai
- Continental Breakfast
- River of Deceit
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- Diamond In The Rough
- ATC
- January Playmate
- Not Ready (For Prime Time)
- Stop!
- Werner Brothers' Roof
- Cher's Liposuction Workout
- B-52
- Sugar Glider
- Perry Meson
- Supremacy Girdle
- Jim Crack
- I Want My Mummy
- Direct Start to South Face
- Take the Bit
- An Arm and a Leg
- Winner Winner
- Northwest Passage
- Two Move Groove
- Geezer Squeezer
- Almond Joy
- Crack Up
- E-Z Action
- NW Arete
- Heads or Tails?
- Kid's Climb
- Nobody's Home
- Watch the Birdy
- Climber in the Buff
- Fistful of Diamonds
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- Cow Patty Crack
- Unity
- Without a Body
- Never Mind
- The Trout Farm
- Toponas
- Whymper
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- Twisted Chopper
- The Big Spit
- Mountain Rose
- Shiny Toys
- Take the Power Back
- Whisper and Shout
- Quick Hit
- Liquid Therapy
- Shatek's Ramp-age
- Orifophobia
- Seemingly Innocent
- Milk and Honey
- The Bat
- Chock Suey
- Jeep
- Ground Control
- Petite Giraffe
- Faulty Logic
- Insane
- Heddie La Rue
- Saturday Treat
- The Beat Down
- Pasta Salad
- Ancient Sight
- Common Denominator
- Upstairs
- Variation
- Consolation Prize
- West Door
- Bidoigt
- Dragon Direct
- Day 444
- The Enemy Within
- Jam Con
- Final Address
- Raisin Bran
- The BFE Dihedral
- Thus Us
- A Moveable Flake
- Pork Chop
- Sickle
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- The Yellow Traverse
- Night Stalker
- Something Blue
- Trad kr33m
- Blind Mouse
- Slime Monster
- A Cheval
- Variety
- Tracer
- Erickson's Wide Crack
- Resurrection
- Mike's Short Route
- Wired
- Ashley's Roof
- Where's Vaino?
- Rubberneck Crack
- Something Obscure
- One In The Chamber
- January Rush
- Not So Obscure
- Lost Dentures
- Mithril
- War Drums
- Beer Belly
- Eulogy
- Ahab
- Dihedral Two
- Little John's Big Stick
- Wide I Do It?
- Hooker
- Five Eight Crack
- Left Side
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Devo
- Dewey
- Release the Kraken
- Lease Agreement
- Pygmy Pony
- Shunyata
- Pool of Blood
- Rhadamanthus
- Cold Turkey
- Join The Party
- Coniferous Types
- Scraping By
- Killing in the Name
- Munchkin Roof
- Don't Ask
- Clean Sweep
- Ghost Ship
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- The Dead Zone
- Hand Crack
- Isis
- NW Corner / Square Rock
- Hard-Up
- Petite Arete
- Shadow
- Cracks are for Kids
- Emergency Brake
- Dirty Corner (unknown)
- North Crack
- Plankton Stew
- Straight Out of Compton
- Pumpkin Corner
- Vanadium
- Theen Crack
- Justice Served
- Kundalini Express
- Brother Jug
- Two-Tone Dihedral
- Circadian Rhythms
- Amazonite
- The Right Way
- Scarecrow
- Sour Cream
- Most of the Time
- Tunnel of Love
- Lower Triagonal
- David Schwimmer
- Dominatrix
- Curvilinear
- Earnest Stemmingway
- The G.Y. Dihedral
- Bridget the Midget
- We Don't Do Crack
- Dihedral Two
- Arcane Saw
- Unknown
- Harvest Moon
- Prayer Wheel
- Rhodochrosite
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Crumbs
- Left-angling Crack
- Cave Pitch
- Gaiters
- Abandonment
- Next to Nearly
- Schizophrenia
- Triple Play
- Drug Abuse
- River Of Darkness
- Buddhist Pest
- Side Dish
- Voodoo