Other Routes in Keystone Block Rock Climbing
Bill Keys
2.2/4
A 40-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (R)
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Season Opener
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- Gripped Up the Hole
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- Dance without Sleeping
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- Stood Up
- Learn Quick or Die
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- Ride a Wild Bago
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- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
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- Banquet
- Leaden the Rock
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- Riff Raff Roof
- Metabolic Frolic
- Channel Surfer
- Up to Heaven
- Flustered
- High Plains Drifter
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- The First of Many
- Enter the Dragon
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
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- Hard Science
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Meaner than a Junkyard Dog
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- Junkyard God
- 976
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
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- Such a Poodle
- A Farewell to Poodles
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
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- Old Hornington
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
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- Hiding From The Rangers
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- Harder They Fall, The
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- Third World
- Don Genaro Crack
- Margarita Crack
- The Goat
- Jamming for Juliana
- Toe the Line
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- Vulture's Roost
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Pathetic Dike
- Beer Belly Blues
- Half A Route
- Labyrinth
- Bitter Brew
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Oddjob
- Atomic Wedgie
- Garden Path
- Tres Equis
- Red Crack, The
- Nicole Kidman
- Kinda Sorta
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- Oh God, It's My Boss
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- Awesome Betty
- We Dive At Dawn
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- Slip Silly (aka Forgotten Crack)
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- Power Shopping
- The Reverend
- Like My Lump
- Opus Dihedral
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- Fuzz Bumper
- Bunking Bronkos
- Vulgar Boot Men
- Volga Boat Men
- Hunky Dory
- Magic Kingdome
- On The Air
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- Sugar Daddy
- Excitable Boy
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- Psycho Groove
- Poon
- Left S-Crack
- Sparky
- Mr. Magoo
- War Crimes
- The Terminal Man
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- Corn Dog
- Math
- Capital Gains
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- Super Key
- AC/DC
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- Dental Hygiene
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- The Way It Should Be
- George Clinton Funked Me
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- Fusion Punk
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- Route Canal
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- Black Eye
- The Screaming Woman
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- R. A. F.
- C.F.M.F.
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Ground Finale
- Berkeley Dyke
- Anointed Seagull
- Safety In Numbers
- Party in the West
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Stemulation
- Hot Knife
- Hang Ten
- Filth
- Which Bitch
- Chicken Poop
- Out Of The Wind
- Pizza Pizza
- Barn Door, Left
- Barn Dance
- Swiss Cheese
- Think And Grow Rich
- Nuts are for Men Without Balls
- Ass of Dog
- Little Evil
- Slot Machine
- Approach Pitch
- Coyote Crack
- The Little Big Man
- Solar Flare
- Call of the West
- Mosaic
- Joan Jetson
- Crank Queenie
- Scientific Americans
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Immaculate Conception
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Ironsides
- Alto
- Perennial Favorite
- Little Lieback
- Jack of Hearts
- Doin' Life
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Green Mansions
- Northwest Passage
- Forgotten Variation
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Stress Puppet
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Spoodle
- Finger Food
- Start Trundling
- Conservative Policies
- Nolan Ryan
- Three Hour Tour
- The Vacation Boge
- Trick of the Tail
- Ice Climbing
- Slab Rats
- Skeleton in My Closet
- Nature Walk
- Lucky Lady
- Mrs. Magoo
- Highstep
- Dead Reckoning
- Bite Me
- X-Rated Tits
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Generic Route
- Mad Hatter, The
- Snnfchtt
- Blue Nun
- Route 182
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Holden On
- Climb Of The Cockroaches
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- The Haberdashery
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- In The Pit
- Jelly Doughnut
- Shaken Not Stirred
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Powdered Toast Man
- Reggie
- Michael
- Morning Star
- Zinging in the Grain
- Pinhead
- Short Stop
- Negasaurus
- Doke
- Genuine Cowhide
- Exit Stage Right
- The Horse
- South Face Route (aka Owl)
- Coyote In the Bushes
- Leader's Fright
- Paper or Plastic?
- Panama Canal
- Bombay
- Calcutta
- Are We Ourselves
- Left Route
- Footloose
- Steady Breeze
- Helicopter Memory Farts
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Psoriasis
- Stolen Christmas
- Legal Briefs
- Flower Power
- Fists of Fury
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- Heat Wave
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Steeped T
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Glumpies
- Grand Cayman
- Hollow Point
- Grumpy
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Till Death Do Us Part
- Mommy Dearest
- The Dharma Bums
- Do Rein Me
- Pfundt's Folly
- Snail Away
- Goldilocks
- Take Two, They're Small
- Scotch with a Twist
- Bilbo
- Never Grow Up
- Blackheads
- Masochism
- Over The Hill
- Poodle Jive
- White Trash
- An Eye to the West
- Saturn Sheets
- The Mad Men
- The Donkey
- Tofutti
- Jane Pauley
- Chocolate is Better Than Sex
- Heathcliff
- Fluff Boy
- Fiendish Fists
- Groove Avoidance System
- A Snitch In Time
- Working Overtime
- Right N Up
- Bouncer
- We Never Get the Girls
- Heart Slab
- Secondary Inspection
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- H.R. Hardman
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Enforcer, The
- W. A. C.
- Tuna and Cheese
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- Face It
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Spider's Web
- Straight Flush
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Weathering Frights
- The Nose in a Day
- Momma Spider
- Short Cake
- Deviate
- Raven's Reach
- I Dress My Self
- Alligator Lizard
- Which Witch
- Go For Broke
- Two Our Surprise
- Roman Pretzel
- Rat Ledge
- Mush Puppies
- Caligula
- Chile Willie
- Flake and Bake
- Sand In My Shoes (aka Drill Dust)
- Baby-Point-Five
- Kickin' Bach
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Bolivian Freeze Job
- Fortune Cookie
- Fantasy of Light
- Cementary
- Gomer Pile
- Boris The Spider
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Cornerstone, The
- Thomson Roof
- Fender Bender
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Curbside
- Biscuit Eater
- Wise Crack
- Tabby Litter
- Bonglett, The
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Holy Cross
- Grain Surplus
- Siamese
- Hot Tub Honey
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- The Chessboard
- Fully Fledged
- The Block
- Hour of Power
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Bryant Gumbel
- The Dike
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Rust in Peace
- I Am Not A Crook
- Pardon Me
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Big Step
- Celebrated Beast
- Semisweet
- Klettervergnugen
- Bakersfield Bomb
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Ranger J.B.
- Square Root
- Pony Express
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Cerebral Dysfunction
- Spider
- Right Peyote Crack
- Middle Peyote Crack
- Ballbury
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Wallaby Crack
- Bloodymir
- M & M's Peanut
- Right Lizard Crack
- Cherry Blossom
- Bleu Plate Especial
- Limited Partnership
- Tender Flakes of Wrath
- True Grit