Other Routes in Alanis (Morrisette) Wall Rock Climbing
Excuses
2.0/4
A 40-foot long Trad route rated 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Rainy Day Women
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- Cellbound
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- Be Wary
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