Other Routes in Micro Crag Rock Climbing
False Hem
2.0/4
A 45-foot long Trad route rated 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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