Other Routes in Lower Freeway Wall Rock Climbing
A 100-foot long Trad route rated 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
Routes similar to False False Smooth as Silk
- Route 66
- White Lightning
- The Eye
- Geronimo
- Double Dogleg
- Dolphin
- Leap Year Flake
- The Bong
- Stichter Quits
- Right Between the Eyes
- Toe Jam
- Double Dip
- Diagnostics
- Wisest Crack
- Wind Tower
- Frosty Cone
- Upper Right Ski Track
- The Chief
- Scrumdillyishus
- The Ranch Hand
- Jojoba Heater
- Leaping Leaner
- Asian Friends
- Dung Fu
- All Booked Up
- Chocolate Decadence
- Proud New Flags
- Euhedral
- Deceit
- Incredible Shrinking Nose
- Classic Corner
- Student Unrest
- Patagucci
- Circe
- Not The Clean Crack
- Rusty Thinking
- Steeper Than It Looks
- Superman Can
- Pussy in Boots
- Stemski
- Yolk
- Unknown
- Lazy Day
- Presto in C Sharp
- The Beatles
- All My Friends Are Pretty
- Five Tenor
- Fright Night
- Handicapped Zone
- After-shroom Delight
- The Oven Mitt
- Underpass
- Spud Patrol
- Rankine File
- Watt Me Worry?
- Stop Grumbling
- Rock-a-Lot
- Left Crack
- Point Of Interest
- Wind Cries Mary, The
- Homo Erectus
- Thrutcher
- Unknown lieback
- Ashtray, The
- Dutch Doll Gutter
- Tequila 'til Sunday
- B.M.T.C. Leader
- False Lieback
- Unwed Mudders
- Dixie Chicken
- Don't you want me baby
- Squeeze, Pull, and Yank
- Phineas' Pinnacle
- Bozo Buttress
- Buddha's Belly
- Hawk's Nest
- Zap No. 4
- Card Chimney
- Granny Goose
- Desert Solitaire
- Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed
- Mr. Rogers
- Powder Puff Keg Stand
- Big Bob's Little Wedge
- Swishbah Variations
- Easy Buttress-Left
- Willard
- Hoopharkz
- Blue Bayou
- More Mercy
- Etta
- Fantails
- Dark Tannin
- The Echo Chamber
- The Slab
- Hidden Taxes
- Sabretooth
- Aztec Twostep
- Chesire For President
- Wardrobist Slammed
- Sagacity
- A Danger To Herself And Others
- First Little Pig
- Dreams Of Red Rocks
- Little Brown Jug
- Tanning Salon
- Bighorn Hand Crack
- Spire Route
- It's Not Brain Surgery
- Acuity
- Goodfellas
- Damn Jam
- Casa del Gato
- Five-Four-Plus
- Ted the Generic Guy
- Ancient Ones
- The Sound of One Hoof Knocking
- Thumby Bloody Thumby
- Two of a Kind
- Fubar
- Jack Sparrow Crack
- What Just Happened
- Al's Route
- 39 Steps
- Debbie Does Everyone
- Done with Debbie
- The Gritty, The Bad, and The Ugly
- Silky Stones
- All My Friends Are Ugly
- Dipped Cone
- Have a Beer with Fear
- Escape From Wyoming
- Buddy Hackett
- Mr. X
- Clipper
- Swimming To Antarctica
- Vagina Dialogues
- The White Dihedral
- Sickology 101
- Bent Gate 4 U
- Chicks
- The Gear Thief
- Imma Playa
- Able Was I Ere I Saw Ellesmere
- Pebbles and Bam Bam
- Eileen
- New Year's Quickie
- Unknown
- Bush Crack
- Probably Been Climbed Before
- Fat Splat
- Key Players
- Indian Creek Crack
- Astoria Crack
- Emoji
- Vag Marching
- Carry the Water
- Raker Mobile
- Cheap Pottery
- Cook the Dinner
- Chesire For President
- Practice Crack #3
- Serf's Up variation
- Dealer's Choice
- Klimb It
- Woman with a Parasol
- Butterfly Constipation
- Tobin Bias
- Vote Early
- R&R Revamped
- Baby Ice Dog
- Gut Reaction
- Psychedelic Elvis
- False Pahrump
- Dr. Mortimer, I Presume?
- Kelvin and Hobbes
- Hunk Pinnacle
- Eat the Meat
- Caw Caw
- Invasion of My Fantasy
- Blue Suede Shoes
- The Labyrinth
- Marie Antoinette
- Prime Rib
- Circus
- Wilderness of Edom
- Pine-Sol
- Unknown
- Toddling
- Look But Don't Touch
- No Touchee Wallee
- Solar Panel
- I Will Investigate Myself
- Chimps Fly
- Morning Wood
- First Crack Left of Gardening At Night
- Desiderious' Delight
- Lurleen Never Tried It
- Waiting for Alan
- Mongoose
- Heartless
- Sweeny
- White Punks on Rope
- Big Dipper
- Pokie's Big Chance
- Poodle Pot Pie
- Dinky
- The Rusty Axe
- God, Guns, Guts
- The Lollipop Guild
- The Wife Beater
- Grain Block
- Felch
- Grand Hotel
- Lucas Palucas
- Bush Doctor
- Trivia Quiz
- Montague Jetson
- Eat What You Secrete
- Self-Driving Car
- Mr. Lizard Meets Flintstone
- Road Dogs
- Watering Hole
- Bush Driver
- Bleed Proof
- Keep the Worm Firm
- Riding Shotgun
- Satyriasis
- Bivy At Gordon's
- Petty Theft Artichoke
- The Stiffy (on the Woody)
- Rodeo Drive
- Lady in Grating
- Previously Unreported Route
- Up Chuck
- Vaino's Crack
- Illegal Campfire
- Easy Day
- Unknown
- N.A.
- Maizy
- Yellow Peril
- SARS
- Chossy Choad
- Twinkle Toes
- Head Room
- Once in a Lifetime
- Flies on the Wound
- Moor or Less
- Dweeb
- Cocoa Puffs
- Desert Five Spot
- Ligamentor Seconds in Vans
- Human Be-In
- Twins
- Wandering Tortoise
- The Watercloset
- [Redacted]
- Silver Fox
- Dover Sole
- Swink
- The Moonwalk
- The Unreported
- Ripples
- Honeybucket
- Deflowered
- Nectar
- Prefab Sprout
- Chicken Run
- Chuckles
- Easy As Pi
- Roadside Rib
- Slanta Claus Left
- Eyes of Amber (aka Chivalry's not Dead)
- Mumbling Bee
- Zukertort
- Wheat Chex
- Walk of Fame
- Double Crack
- Robitussin
- Left Double Feature Crack
- Cow Pie Corner
- Impatience (aka A Diamond, A Pony, and a Ferrari )
- P.O.S. Lieback
- Omega
- As the Crags Turn
- Leaping Creamer (aka Sometimes We Crack Ourselves Up)
- Fat Man's Misery
- Worthwhile Pile
- Beanie Babies
- The Litter Box
- Bonzo Dog Band
- Morris
- Feline Pine
- Lewis Black
- San Rio Crack
- Marmac's Crack
- It's Not Happy
- Sneezy
- Easy Day Crack
- Little Bunny Fu-Fu
- The Hem
- Skinny Legs And All
- Roach Roof
- Dances with Coyotes
- A Taste of Blood
- Kodiak
- Bored of the Rings
- Shardik
- Live Free and High
- Sexy Grandpa
- Using Your Nose
- Da Kitty! Da Kitty!
- Edom vs Moab
- Model T
- Half and Half
- Mr. Comforte
- n00b t00b
- Life's a Bitch and then You Marry One
- Jyl & Jerry
- Damm Dike
- West Chimney
- Jermaine
- Jesse
- Corn Flakes
- Part-Timer
- Toil & Trouble
- Scamp
- Bloom County
- Hhecht
- California Burrito
- Have A Nip
- Talus Phallus
- Zelda
- Stink Steak
- Unknown 740
- Spineless
- Minotaur
- Beatle Baily
- Double Delight
- Wilma Rubble
- Double Fisting
- Johnny's Depths
- Johnny Cat
- The Olson Twins
- Twin Tank Crack
- Pathetic Crack
- How About A Date, Baby?
- Saltimbanco
- Yellow Hair
- Unsightly Blemishes
- The Flop
- Dust Bin Hoffman
- The Mummy's Curse
- Sepulcher Explorers
- Beezy
- Practice Crack #2
- Barely Crankin'
- The Grench
- Tattered
- Hazing Incident
- Box Canyon Crack
- Snoops
- Between the Sports
- Up & Over
- Solar Technology
- Taurus
- [Redacted]
- G.A.C.
- Yosemite Sam
- Twin Bolts
- Satchmo
- Unknown - Left of Dike
- Excuses
- Baby Banana
- Reggie Zigzags
- Creditor's Claim
- Silkworm
- Sandal Crack
- Nutcracker
- Hot Cross Buns
- False Smooth as Silk
- Cool Dome Pinnacle
- Staircase Crack
- Dancing on Dimes
- Duchess
- 30 Grit Route
- 20 Grit Route
- Curtain Call
- Chili Dog
- More My Speed
- Paint and Body
- Dress Rehearsal
- Custer Was Here
- Maybe Baby
- Double Decker
- Not Worth Your While
- A.A.
- The Sound of Grains Snapping
- Yi
- Bill's Nuts
- Five Tree
- Muff Divers
- Faith Healer
- Roy's Solo
- Crack A
- Baby Roof
- Pegleg
- Fistful of Bush
- Swain In The Breeze
- Baba Louie
- Fissure Merde
- Windy City
- Commitments Are For Me
- Men with Cow's Heads
- Crack 2
- Pahrump
- Chernobyl Crack
- Lord Jim
- The Key Hole
- Unknown 5.7
- Flakes of Doom
- Carola's Hip
- Sentimental Apathy
- Heffalump
- Bisk
- Blistering
- C.C. Takes San Jose
- Grand Slam
- Last Angry Arab
- Robotic Surgery
- Hush Puppies
- Slanta Claus Right
- Almost Vertical
- Ernie Pyle
- Not Worth Your Pile
- Pile it Higher and Deeper
- Sugar Daddy
- French Flies
- Date Queen
- Tom's Solo
- Poodlesby
- Mr. Ranger Sir
- Stake Your Claim
- That's What She Said
- Indian Garden
- Coyote Crack
- Eyesore
- Karpkwitz
- The Mikado
- Minion
- Gotcha Bush
- Hitchin' Post
- Necktie Party
- Protocol
- Dan Cruise
- Muffin Top
- Holy Zarquon (aka Crack Worthy)
- Bottom of the Barrel
- Alley Cat
- Right of Garfield
- It Satisfies
- Atomic Pile
- Pacific Avenue Dorm
- Poultry Pilots
- False Hem
- Dylan's Offwidth
- Bearly Worth It
- Ursa Minor
- James Brown
- Accounting Trolls
- Dilmom
- Riddle of the Sphinx
- Nurse Ratchit
- Flake Hickey
- Maid in the Shade
- My Best Work is Done in the Dark
- Beginner's Three
- Palm-U-Granite
- Allergy
- Chips Ahoy
- Deceptive Corner
- Dopey
- Sleepy
- Diagonal Chimney
- Wiseguys
- Rejuvenation
- Wacko Wall
- Fun in the Sun
- Bucket Brigade
- Eff Four
- Carolyn's Rump
- Axiom
- Northwest Chimney
- Kendall Mint Cake
- Dwarf Among Midgets
- Zonker's Brownies
- Polar Bears in Bondage
- Maggie's Farm
- Wataneasy Route
- Power Line
- Garfield
- Backdoor Santa
- Three Swidgeteers
- Jumping Jehosephat
- Blue Collar
- Political Asylum
- I'm So Embarrassed For You
- Gorgasaurus
- Stucca By A Yucca
- Beck's Bear
- Keystone Crack
- Tiny Dancer
- Unknown 5.6
- S is for Super
- Hairline
- She's So Unusual
- Super Chicken
- Look Mom, No Hands
- Adam's Happy Acres
- Unnamed Chimney
- B Flat
- Mr. Kromm's Last Hurrah
- Grain for Russia
- Slam Dunk
- Snake Oil
- Dilly Bar
- Nuts and Cherries
- Self Abuse
- Squirrel Attack
- Knaug and Hyde
- Bolder Face
- Blue Sky, Black Death
- Sandblast
- Jon Crowley
- Short Crack
- Jumping Cholla
- Chocolate Snake
- Corral Crack
- Hamms Down (aka Chipped Suey)
- Hollywood Boulevard
- Worthless Bile
- C*nt Crack
- Diabetics
- Ain't Nothing but a J-Tree Thing
- Hidden in Plain Sight
- Duchess Right
- My Three Friends
- Bonnie Brae
- Eyestrain
- Junction Chimney
- Cake Walk
- Sunnyside Campground
- Upevil
- Filch
- With Malice and Forethought
- Rings Around Uranus
- B-1
- Unknown Face-ish Route
- Crack 69
- Roadside Ramp
- Disappearing Belayer
- Deadheads
- Jail Break
- Asian Sponge Bath
- Person Sitting in Darkness
- South Buttress
- Whiskey
- Potlicker
- Holden Hands
- Half Crack
- Donna T's Route
- Linda's Crack
- Toe Jam Express
- Robaxol
- Boost for the Beginner
- Westward Ho!
- Salathe Free
- Moo Danube
- Bear Necessities, The
- Disco Sucks
- Ursa Major
- Foul Fowl
- Toy Story
- Sidestep
- Fryer Flyers
- Business Trip
- Little Rock Candy Crack
- Double Start
- Jagged Little Phil
- Babylonia
- Debbie Does Donuts
- Final Act
- Jump Back Loretta
- Rip Off
- Nereltne
- Jug-Yur-Not
- Jaime's Crack
- Bong Along
- Look Mom No Name
- Ranger J.D.
- Splotch
- Unwiped Butt
- Pet Project
- The Playwright
- Flash Gordon
- The Chicken Ranch
- White Collar Crime
- Look Mom, No Sweat
- Hoblett
- Picnic
- Andromeda Strain
- Fifteen Minute Gap
- Mosaic Wall
- So Another 5.3
- Suzie's Cream Squeeze
- Duchess Left
- Hillside Strangler
- Eschar
- Ranch Hand
- SOB
- Decent Buckets
- Finally
- One Point Crack
- Briar Rabbit
- Cellbound
- Beginner's Two
- Rainy Day Women
- Borneo
- Chute Up
- Felix
- Holds to Hollywood
- Little Brown Jug
- Helix
- Date Shake
- Yucca Bowl
- Lizard Breath Arden (aka Lizard Robbins)
- Tumbleweed
- Hedgehog
- Be Wary
- Myrmecocystus Ewarti
- Route 1326
- Scaramouch
- Swishbah
- Mad Race
- Simpatico
- B-3
- Poodle Lizard
- Ambulance Driver
- B-2
- Two Point Crack
- Court Jester
- Penelope's Walk
- Tubers in Space
- Descent Crack
- White Powder
- Squat Rockets
- Jessica's Crack
- How Loose Is Your Goose