Other Routes in Micro Crag Rock Climbing
The Hem
2.1/4
A 40-foot long Trad route rated 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- The Reverend
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- Citizen Fish
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- Waiting For The Sun
- Cranny
- Berlin de Fence
- Zukertort
- Wilted Flower Children
- Chicken Run
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- All-reet Arete
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- Robitussin
- Raging Intensity
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- Bonzo Dog Band
- Sexy Grandpa
- Solar Technology
- Taurus
- Up and Down
- Reach Around Cop
- As the Crags Turn
- Leaping Creamer (aka Sometimes We Crack Ourselves Up)
- What a Joke
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- How About A Date, Baby?
- More Hustle Than Muscle
- Chicken Poop
- Maid in the Shade
- Kickoff
- Holy Zarquon (aka Crack Worthy)
- Wet Pigeon
- Date Queen
- Pile it Higher and Deeper
- Riddle of the Sphinx
- A.A.
- Flake Hickey
- Dan Cruise
- The Haberdashery
- Nurse Ratchit
- Twin Bolts
- Fissure Merde
- Out Of The Wind
- Crack A
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- Deceptive Corner
- Swiss Cheese
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Crack 2
- The Morning After
- Yi
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- My Best Work is Done in the Dark
- Diagonal Chimney
- Palm-U-Granite
- That's What She Said
- Robotic Surgery
- Big Bird
- Bill's Nuts
- Chips Ahoy
- Wiseguys
- Faith Healer
- Satchmo
- Slanta Claus Right
- Excuses
- Slab Rats
- Last Angry Arab
- Nature Walk
- Party in the West
- Almost Vertical
- Eyesore
- Hitchin' Post
- Necktie Party
- Conservative Policies
- Karpkwitz
- Coyote Crack
- Bad Water
- Where's Baldo?
- Creditor's Claim
- The Sound of Grains Snapping
- Ernie Pyle
- Accounting Trolls
- Anointed Seagull
- Not Worth Your Pile
- Allergy
- Men with Cow's Heads
- Alley Cat
- James Brown
- Right of Garfield
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- It Satisfies
- Blistering
- Blue Nun
- Atomic Pile
- Dead Reckoning
- Skeleton in My Closet
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- Pacific Avenue Dorm
- Poultry Pilots
- Bisk
- False Hem
- Lucky Lady
- Dylan's Offwidth
- Ursa Minor
- Hollow Point
- Heffalump
- Hush Puppies
- Unknown 5.7
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- Hot Cross Buns
- Maybe Baby
- Custer Was Here
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- Green Mansions
- Paint and Body
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- Muff Divers
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- Swain In The Breeze
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- Michael
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Curtain Call
- Dress Rehearsal
- Gotcha Bush
- Bombay
- Lord Jim
- Nolan Ryan
- Indian Garden
- Sentimental Apathy
- Dopey
- Dancing on Dimes
- Chernobyl Crack
- Stake Your Claim
- The Mikado
- Nutcracker
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Zinging in the Grain
- Panama Canal
- Are We Ourselves
- Rejuvenation
- Staircase Crack
- Muffin Top
- The Key Hole
- Minion
- Mr. Ranger Sir
- Steeped T
- Flakes of Doom
- Route 182
- Wacko Wall
- Unknown - Left of Dike
- Sandal Crack
- Reggie Zigzags
- Drawstring
- Poodlesby
- Coyote Bait
- Bottom of the Barrel
- Commitments Are For Me
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Silkworm
- False Smooth as Silk
- Baby Roof
- Leader's Fright
- Chili Dog
- Calcutta
- Generic Route
- Cool Dome Pinnacle
- C.C. Takes San Jose
- Double Decker
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Not Worth Your While
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- The Dharma Bums
- Corral Crack
- Tiny Dancer
- Axiom
- Sandblast
- Political Asylum
- Carolyn's Rump
- The Rabbit
- Where Two Deserts Meet
- Upevil
- My Three Friends
- Go For Broke
- Jon Crowley
- Jane Pauley
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Fiendish Fists
- Keystone Crack
- False False Smooth as Silk
- Tofutti
- Squirrel Attack
- Nuts and Cherries
- Cake Walk
- Dilly Bar
- Slam Dunk
- Hairline
- With Malice and Forethought
- Spider's Web
- Tuna and Cheese
- Chocolate Snake
- She's So Unusual
- Beck's Bear
- I'm So Embarrassed For You
- Stucca By A Yucca
- Blue Collar
- Gorgasaurus
- Look Mom, No Hands
- S is for Super
- Super Chicken
- Adam's Happy Acres
- B Flat
- Masochism
- Bolder Face
- Which Witch
- Unknown 5.6
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- Heart Slab
- Duchess Right
- Fluff Boy
- Hamms Down (aka Chipped Suey)
- Filch
- Chile Willie
- West Face Overhang
- Blue Sky, Black Death
- Straight Flush
- Snake Oil
- Backdoor Santa
- Jumping Cholla
- C*nt Crack
- Grain for Russia
- Bouncer
- Self Abuse
- Worthless Bile
- Diabetics
- Hidden in Plain Sight
- Bonnie Brae
- Ain't Nothing but a J-Tree Thing
- Hollywood Boulevard
- Jumping Jehosephat
- Snail Away
- W. A. C.
- Bucket Brigade
- Jackpot
- Eff Four
- Rings Around Uranus
- Short Crack
- Roman Pretzel
- Power Line
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Zonker's Brownies
- Sunnyside Campground
- Garfield
- Heathcliff
- Maggie's Farm
- Grand Theft Avocado
- Polar Bears in Bondage
- Schandenfreude
- Hot Tub Honey
- Sidestep
- Siamese
- Ursa Major
- Fryer Flyers
- White Collar Crime
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Jug-Yur-Not
- Jaime's Crack
- Ranger J.D.
- Potlicker
- I Am Not A Crook
- Final Act
- Linda's Crack
- Nereltne
- The Playwright
- Donna T's Route
- Boost for the Beginner
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Pet Project
- Crack 69
- Look Mom No Name
- Curbside
- Unknown Face-ish Route
- The Chessboard
- Disco Sucks
- Toy Story
- Babylonia
- Fender Bender
- Foul Fowl
- The Chicken Ranch
- Rip Off
- Toe Jam Express
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Flash Gordon
- Bong Along
- Bear Necessities, The
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Bryant Gumbel
- Business Trip
- Disappearing Belayer
- Grain Surplus
- Asian Sponge Bath
- Jagged Little Phil
- Robaxol
- Person Sitting in Darkness
- Salathe Free
- Jump Back Loretta
- Splotch
- Double Start
- Tabby Litter
- Whiskey
- Driving Limitations
- Debbie Does Donuts
- South Buttress
- Unwiped Butt
- Little Rock Candy Crack
- Deadheads
- Holden Hands
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- Bonglett, The
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Flake and Bake
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Hoblett
- Square Root
- Eschar
- Right Peyote Crack
- Wallaby Crack
- Hillside Strangler
- Spider
- Beginner's Two
- One Point Crack
- Cellbound
- Finally
- Pony Express
- Ranch Hand
- Rainy Day Women
- Borneo
- Briar Rabbit
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Duchess Left
- Look Mom, No Sweat
- Mosaic Wall
- Andromeda Strain
- Suzie's Cream Squeeze
- Ranger J.B.
- Picnic
- Fifteen Minute Gap
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- SOB
- Holds to Hollywood
- Mad Race
- Swishbah
- Lizard Breath Arden (aka Lizard Robbins)
- Date Shake
- Myrmecocystus Ewarti
- Yucca Bowl
- Felix
- Tumbleweed
- Hedgehog
- Limited Partnership
- Little Brown Jug
- Penelope's Walk
- Poodle Lizard
- White Powder
- Tubers in Space
- Court Jester
- Squat Rockets
- Jessica's Crack
- How Loose Is Your Goose