Other Routes in Cunning Rock, Southeast Face Rock Climbing
Fissure Merde
2.0/4
A 70-foot long Trad route rated 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Hot Tub Honey
- Driving Limitations
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- Pet Project
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- Donna T's Route
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- Schandenfreude
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- Rip Off
- Disappearing Belayer
- Splotch
- South Buttress
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- Look Mom, No Sweat
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- Rainy Day Women
- Andromeda Strain
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- Duchess Left
- Square Root
- Hillside Strangler
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- SOB
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- Limited Partnership
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