Other Routes in Hemingway Buttress (East Face Center) Rock Climbing
A 80-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c/d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b (R)
Probably slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly overhang features
Probably crack features
Routes similar to The Importance of Being Ernest
- Rubicon
- Clean and Jerk
- EBGB's
- Imaginary Voyage
- O'Kelley's Crack
- Heart of Darkness
- White Rain
- Big Moe
- Field and Stream
- Black President
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Anacram
- The Official Route of the 1984 Olympics
- Left Ski Track
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Icon
- No Self Confidence
- The Rattler
- Quantum Jump
- Bearded Cabbage
- Surface Tension
- Such a Line
- Surrealistic Pillar
- British Airways
- Winds of Whoopee
- Crime of the Century
- Kamikaze Crack
- Crack Queen
- Natural Selection
- Piggle Pugg
- Pearl Drops
- Heaven Can Wait
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Grit Roof
- Boortemus
- Right Banana Crack
- Raked over the Coles
- Congratulations
- One Armed Giant
- Hobbit Roof
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Balance Due
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Brown 25
- Band Saw
- Child's Play
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- Jamaican Bobsled
- No Self Respect
- Morning Thunder
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Sweat Band
- Wedlock
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Flare Play
- Semi Tough
- Count Dracula
- Martin Quits
- Astropoodle
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- The Shiv
- No Shirt Needed
- Tiers for Fears
- Black Plastic Streetwalker
- Edge of Doom
- Life in the Fast Lane
- Power Failure
- Kaweah Way
- Turning Tricks
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Sexy Sadye
- Diamondback
- Invisible Touch
- Super Monster Killer
- Gumshoe
- Rites of Passage
- Sitting Bull
- Lemon Slicer
- Mighty Mouse
- Uppercut
- Bridge of Sighs
- Belly Dancer
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Girdle Crossing
- More Frozen Food
- Live and Let Die
- Fracture Dynamics
- Right Mel Crack
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Let It Be
- Out of the Blue
- Hollywood and Vaino
- 29 Bombs
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Blind Ambition
- Two Scoops Please
- Fire or Retire
- California Crack
- The Hoosegow
- Unzipper
- A First Time For Everything
- Compromised
- The Flue, Right
- The Viper
- Born to be a Cowboy
- unknown
- What's It To You
- How 'bout It?
- No Mistake or Big Pancake
- When Lightning Strikes
- Casual Affair
- The Fifth Dimension
- Fresnel Zone
- Breath of Death
- Devil's Advocate
- Collossus of Rhoids
- Washoe Crack
- Frozen at the Void
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- The Wolf Man
- Execution Time
- Crack (route 2911)
- Coyote Eggs
- Frosted Flakes
- Fly Away
- Take It For Granite
- Alchemy
- The Falcon and The Snowman
- The Cheese Grater
- Raving Skinhead
- Right Route
- Fear of Dogs
- Piranha
- Top of the Pops
- Astronomical
- Spiritworld
- It Seams Possible
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Crossroads
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Papaya Crack
- Cat's Claws
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Pickle Me
- Young Frankenstein
- The Dunce Cap
- Hole in the Wall
- Orc Sighs
- My Favorite Things (aka Blue Grass)
- Young Fire
- Slimmer Pickins
- Stitch in Time
- Presence of Grace
- Circle of Benevolence
- Quite Rowdy
- Trembling Toto's
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Laeger Domain
- Studebaker Hawk
- Unsolved Mystery
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Abstract Roller Disco
- Connie's Big Step
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Ruby Slippers
- Nuptual Sac
- Cleared For Takeoff
- Mule Days
- Lost Boys
- Blue Ribbon
- Falkor's Crack
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Stoned Iguana
- Jolly Rancher Firestix
- Fractured Fissure
- Handlin' Sankeskin
- Lean on Me
- Yabo Phone Home
- Freeway Jam
- Detachable Penis
- Venous Vernish
- Hot Buttered Elves
- Palm Pilot
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Morticia
- Amphetamine Reptile
- Smear Tactics
- Point of No Return
- Break Dancing
- Fear of Flying
- Birthday Crew Arete
- Bush Blows Chips
- The Still
- Hands Up
- Rangers in Space
- Crazy Climber
- Prisoner of Inertia
- Ship of Fools
- Wayne's New Tones
- Zygote
- Trix
- Mustang Ranch
- Winter Wine
- Popeye
- The Taming of the Shoe
- Welcome To Rondoland (aka Glenda's Crack)
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Hermanutic
- Udi
- Acid Rock
- Poodle Woof
- RCA
- No Perch is Necessary
- Telegram for Mongo
- Diamonds are Forever
- One Pop, No Stop
- Gaston's Groove
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Prejudicial Viewpoint
- Digital Watch
- Coco-Loco
- Nebraskan Rump Rangers
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Irie Heights
- Panther Crack
- To Air Is Human
- Black Lassie
- Finley's Crack
- Bourbon on Ice
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- Xenalmorph
- Six Shooter
- Acrobat's Overhang
- Squatter's Right
- High Anxiety
- The Schlong
- Shibumi
- Horn Dog
- Otis
- Jack in the Crack
- Against All Todds
- Lemon Lime
- Granulator, The
- Beadwagon
- Granite Dance
- Exiled in Sweden
- No Falls
- Silent but Deadly
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- High Interest
- Buffalo Gun
- Out on a Limb
- Funky President
- The Space Between
- Pictures of Home
- Naked Reagan
- Sinner's Swing
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- April Fools
- Adult Books
- Papal Smear
- Midnight Oil
- The Popemobile
- Song of the Siren
- Metal Shop
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Knightshift
- Symbolic Of Life
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Chinese Kayak
- Meteorite Crack
- Sleek Beak
- Small Animal Sanctuary
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Claim Jumper
- Peer Pressure
- Dwindling Greenbacks
- Riding the Cotton Pony
- Nightline
- The Leg Lifter
- Polytechnics
- Upper Mojave
- Pile In The Sky
- Gordoba
- Child Proof
- Chute To Kill
- Super Flapper
- Ginger's Crack
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Shaking Hands with the Unemployed
- Archer (aka Friable Tuck)
- Weekend Warrior
- Celine
- Lieback and Lingerie
- Route Beer
- Quick Fix
- Munchkinland
- Venucian Fece
- Scaried Treasure
- Swain Song
- McDonald-Wilson
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Delusions
- Black Pearl
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Who Cares
- Schlock Therapy
- The Grinch's Grin
- Hooterville Trolley
- Hyperventilation
- Wide World Of Sports
- Slow Mutants
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Solar Oven
- My President Is Addicted To War
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- Bike Across America
- The Hourglass
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Waltzing Wern
- Cowabunga
- Feeling Groovy
- Bouncing Rock
- Avanti
- Chihuahua
- Avant Savant
- Skid Row (aka Air Play)
- Anti-Gravity Acrobatics
- Casino Royale
- Pull My Finger, Barbara
- First Eleven
- Character Flaw
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Fraud Squad
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Weenie Roast
- Hellbender
- Rice Cake Roof
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Hallow Friction
- Unknown
- Sandworm
- Dino Damage
- When Sheep Ran Scared
- Dirty Pinch
- Uncle Fester
- Halloweenis
- Chicken Coop
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Charlotte's Web
- Los Tres Bovines
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Scattered Remains
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- The Goldigger
- Prickly Pare
- Ground Ron
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- T. Gordon Liddy
- Atari
- Cactus Pricks
- Gordon-Bartlett
- Little Moe
- Primal Scream
- Fall from Grace
- Minute Man
- Try Again
- Rogue Robots
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Planet Claire
- The Landlord
- Birdland
- Junior
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Oat Cuisine
- Elbow Room
- The Outsiders
- Making Wind
- Winds of Change
- Hang and Swing
- Simba
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Afternoon Shakedown
- White Noise
- 211
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Farting Horse
- Big Sandy Bound (aka The Wetlands President)
- Cut Thin to Win
- Crocostimpy
- Smiles for The Grim Reaper
- There Is No Place Like Home
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Bridge-It Bardot
- Need to Have a Word With Myself
- Tits on the Bull
- Solstice
- Blues Traveler
- Roark
- Banana Splits
- Free Electric
- Zion Train
- Erotic Driving
- Tails of Poodles
- Beetle Corner
- The Da Vinci Code
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Bullet Head
- Earworm
- Todd Couple, The
- Shake the Monster
- Burst the Bubble
- The Screaming Poodle
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Ipecac
- Brown Trousers
- Robert's Crack
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Rhoid Warrior
- Comic Relief
- Pussy Galore
- Molten Mettle
- No Guts, No Glory
- The Beltsander
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- The Foot Massage
- Bronto's or Us, The
- Rat Race
- Dogleg Right
- The Leatherhead Arete
- Knob Cheese
- Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
- The Most of It
- Tax Free
- Crack 4
- The Cheez-it
- Grain of Truth
- Blackout
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Micronesia
- Turtle Days
- Quebec Nordics
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Rock Star
- Santa's Little Helpers
- Sniper
- Unfriendly Hands
- Soft Cell
- Foreign Legion
- Ceremony
- Grandpa Gander
- Profundity
- Church Bazaar
- Cranking Skills or Hospital Bills
- The Usual Suspects
- Morongo Child
- Moveable Feast
- Good Grief
- Carnage
- No Place for a Puritan
- Ordinary Route
- Wild Brew Yonder
- Pump Up the Volume
- Momento Mori
- Legolas
- Gordo Started It
- Cherry Bomb
- Sicker than Jezouin
- Pinky Lee
- Pelvic Thrust
- The Shark Fin
- Fist Full of Crystals
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Crescent Wrench
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Armageddon Tired
- Marital Sin
- Nipple, The
- The Oui Oui
- Tribal Gambling
- Punish the Mosquito
- Pit Bull Attack
- Slam Dance
- Slim Pickings Indirect
- The Gettysburger
- Scrambled Legs
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Unknown
- Kokopelli
- Vertical Corrector
- The Talking Fish
- Midnight Lumber
- Hellion of Troy
- Nail 'n Gravel
- Animal Magnetism
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Cliff Hanger
- Therapeutic Tyranny
- Arizona Crack
- Distant Episode
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Software Sluts
- Dimp for a Chimp
- Brownian Motion
- Red Snapper
- Use It or Lose It
- Buckets of Blort
- Pepper Jack Cheese
- Catch A Falling Car
- The Reach Around
- Mystic Teflon
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- Suffering Catfish
- Geometry
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- C Sharp Roof
- Herbie's Hideaway
- Dimpled Chad
- Absolute Zero
- Nestle's Crunch
- Possessed by Elvis
- Skinwalker
- Time and A Half
- Bee Gees
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Lizard In Bondage (aka False Cilley Toprope)
- Left Peyote Crack